Title: I Cave!
The Scene:
Eric: (very formally) Jackie, Donna, how are you this lovely
afternoon?
Donna: (also cordial) Fantastic Eric, thank you for your inquery.
(Jackie and Hyde exchange bemused looks.)
Eric: Well if it please you, I think we should work on our report.
Donna: Yes Eric, that is an excellent idea. (Turns to Hyde and
Jackie) If you two will excuse us. Donna and Eric go upstaris.
Hyde: Ok, that was a little too Twilight-zonish for me.
Jackie: (nods) Yeah but it'll be over as soon as Eric caves and Donna
has sex with him again.
Hyde: Whoa, whoa why do you think Eric will cave?
Jackie: Because guys want it more than girls do.
Hyde: Oh really? Wanna make a bet?
Jackie: What kind of bet?
Hyde: If Donna caves first, (gets an evil grin on his face) you have
to do a strip tease for me.
Jackie: Fine, but if Eric caves and he will, you have to do anything
I tell you too for a week.
Hyde: (considers his options as a small smile crosses his face.)
You're on. He extends his arm and they shake.
2 Days Later.....
Eric: Hyde, I can't stand this! I've got too cave.
Hyde: NO! If you cave, then Jackie won't do- nevermind.
Eric: Wait, Jackie won't do what Hyde?
Hyde: Uh, we kind of made this bet....
Donna: Jackie, help me out here. If Eric doesn't cave soon, I've
gotta! This is driving me nuts.
Jackie: No! If you cave, then Steven won't have to be my slave.
Donna: What are you talking about?
Jackie: Steven and I bet on who would cave first.
Donna: So what are the terms of the bet?
Jackie shifts uncomfortably.
Eric: So what's the deal with the bet Hyde?
Hyde: If you cave, I have to be Jackie's slave for a week.
Dona: Jackie?
Jackie: If you cave, I have to do a strip tease for Steven.
Eric and Donna: Hyde/Jackie!
Jackie and Hyde: I only agreed because I knew that Eric/Donna would
cave first!
Donna and Eric laugh hysterically while Jackie and Hyde look miffed.
Donna: I've got to go talk to Eric! She bursts off of the stoop and
runs into the basement where Eric is still laughing. "Eric, I've
gotta talk to you now!" She pulls him outside, across the driveway
and into her house. Heanwhile Hyde gets up off the couch and goes
outside to look for Jackie.
Pincioti living room:
Eric: Donna, did Jackie tell you about her bet with Hyde?
Donna: Yes! If I cave first, Jackie has to do a strip tease for Hyde!
Eric: Really? If I cave Hyde has to be Jackie's slave for a week!
Donna, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Eric and Donna: I cave.
They're at each other instantly, clothes flying everywhere etc...
Meanwhile Jackie and Hyde are sitting on the stoop arguing.
Hyde: SO Jackie, what song are you gonna use for your performance?
Jackie: None, because Eric is So gonna cave! You better get ready
for a week of slave labor, servant!
Hyde (grins lecherously) I'm quite partial to black satin and lace
skivies ya know.
Jackie (blushes, then recovers) I think that while you're my slave,
I'll make you prance around in a loin cloth!
Hyde: No freakin' way! That's not part of the deal.
Jackie: Remember Steven, you agreed to do ANYTHING I tell you to.
Hyde: I did no- Oh, crap!
Eric and Donna reemerge from the house, hair mused and clothing
rumpled. They walk over to Jackie and Hyde holding hands and
lovingly gazing at each other.
Jackie: Oh, my God Donna you had sex!
Hyde: Forman, you didn't you bastard?!
Jackie: So, who caved?
Eric: Both of us-
Donna: at the same time!
Hyde: looking at Jackie "So who won?"
Eric: Well actually you both lost so,
Donna: Jackie you have to do a strip tease and Hyde you have to be
her servent for a week!
Eric and Donna laugh again while Hyde and Jackie look dumbstruck.....
Author: Autumn
Disclaimer: Don't own them, never will.
Spoilers: Who Wants it More
Setting: Takes place durring "Who Wants it More."
Ok so here's the deal. This will work as a round robin. I started
the story, so someone now take this and write the next chapter to
it. The rules are simple: just follow the plot line and add onto the
story. Any questions? Any takers? E-mail me at: [email protected]
Donna and Jackie enter the basement after the talk about Donna and
Eric's Cold War Standoff. Eric and Hyde are still in the basement
after their chat. Donna sits down in Hyde's chair and Jackie sits
beside Hyde on the couch.
Jackie and Donna are speaking, and so are Hyde and Eric. (Set in a
split screen i.e. Who Wants it More)
Eric and Donna are STILL laughing. They finally manage to contain
themselves.