| I am Beast Master! |
| You know what? You're probably thinking I'm a Nazi and my site is retarded. Well, dear sirs and madams, I am actually a militaristic totalitarian fascist! If that makes me a Nazi, then by God, that's what I was meant to be! You know what? I like Dan Quayle and his quotes... So I have a page just for Dan Quayle quotes. |
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| Saddam Hussein is gay... |
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| You know, thinking really makes you think. Perhaps the coolest thing about being the Beast Master is that I can say I eat babies but not actually do it. Because babies are frickin cool... If you don't think babies are cool, you're gay. That's right. I said it. Gay. You're gay as John Kerry in a tutu. |
| Bryant Davis is a Red Communist Bastard! |
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| Coming Soon, a Friends section! |