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| NEED ADVICE |
| Welcome to The Dr. Buttmonkey Advice Column |
| Dear Dr. Buttmonkey, I have a very serious problem, and I really don't know how to tackle it. Ever since I started changing my apperance and weight I began to see everything differently,. Don't get me wrong I have always liked women and I sometimes pull when I am out. But once I have got a woman I have an uncontrollable urge for her to be a him. But I cant ecape my gay ways, and then I am forced to deal my fake heterosexual life. What do I do because I can't live like this? Sincerely, Young and yearning, Anon, Hull |
| Dear Young and yearning, That's a toughie, and you're going to have to do some thinking. Whatever you decide, don't do the halfsies thing, where you still are young and bi-curious. TYou can open up to these new and wonderous feelings and let all the gayness out....see it as you want to attack the world with your campness. Always have the phrase "...'tak...'tak....'tak...." be free and stick to the bi-curious, it solves everything. If you're too uncertain, call things off for now. You know what they say, "if you love somebody, set them free." And if they come back to you, then it was meant to be. If they don't, then you were meant to move on to someone new! Good luck! The Dr.Buttmonkey |
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| hey don't trust that Welsh kebab eating Leek. But if you have problems don't tell other people and annoy them, tell this 'Ron! So dont bother me 'coz i'm gonna shove this blue ball up my mama's ass! |
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| Hello, I am a student who has come from France to study at a London University. When I first arrived I did not know what tyo expect, so I just partied for a while and then I got bored so dabled in some mild drugs. Then I needed a new leash of getting high, and it is here I found my little friend. The introduction of Ecstacy. It took conrol over me and made me a convicted drug user with a history of drug dealings, and I want to break free, but Ican't, can you help? Please Any Nice Dirty Amphetamins, Armenian French... |
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| Yeah I can help..... STOP CHEWING YOUR FACE OFF! I might pray for you...the Buttmonkey... |