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Types of Aashiqs....which 1 Are u??? AMEER AASHIQ : Main Bhee Kharidar Hoon Main Bhi Khareedon Gaa Piyar Kahan Bikta Hai Pata Bata Doo ........ GHAREEB AASHIQ : Sona Na Chandi Na Koi Mehal Jane-Mann Tughko Me Day Sakoon Gaa ......... JHOOTA AASHIQ : Kal Shab Dekha Main Ne Chand Jharokay Mein Uss Ko Kia Salaam Tumharay Dhokay Mein ......... SACHAA AASHIQ: Dil Hogaya Hai Tera Dewana Aab Koi Jachta Nahin Naadan Hai Samaghta Nahin Binteray Rehta Nahin ........ KAMYAB AASHIQ: O Kendi Hai Sayaan Main Teri Yaan ........ NAKAAM AASHIQ: Inn Say Nain Mila Kay Dekho Ya Dhoka Bhee Kha Kay Dekho ........ CHALAAK AASHIQ : Buss Bhai Buss Ziyada Baat Nahin Memsaab Aaj Kay Baad Mulaqat Nahin Memsaab ........ MAJBOOR AASHIQ : Izhar Bhee Mushkil Hai Kuch Kah Bhee Nahin Saktay Majboor Hai Uff Allah Chup Rah Bhee Nahi Saktay ........ BUZDIL AASHIQ : Me Tera Shehar Chour Jaoun Gaa ........ DHEETE AASHIQ : Chahay Jiss Shehar Bhee Jaen Chahay Jiss Mulk Bhee Jaen May Hi Mahiwal Hoon Tera Sohniye Tu Meri Gal Sun Ja ........ IZZAT DAR AASHIQ : Teri Ruswayon Say Darta Hoon Jub Teray Shehar Se Guzar Taa Hoon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ߺ aap ka naam? Z: badnam ߺ pasandida mashgala"hobbies"? Z: najumeee "sirf larkio ka hath dekhta hon":P ߺ pasandida dish ? Z: jala howa dil ߺ na pasandida dish ? Z: kabab may hadi ߺ pasandida mosam? Z: sawan ka "muskuratay howay" ߺ pasandida khail? Z: jo kisi kay dil sya khailay ߺ pasandida colour? Z: gora chita ߺ pasandida phal? Z: jo pasand hay woh milta he nahi "koi larki khaa kay phankti he nahi" ߺ pasandida dost? Z: girl friend ka chota bhai ߺ pasandida din? Z: jis din school oor college khulay hon ߺ pasandida gana? Z: chalo ishq larain chalo ishq larain ߺ aap ka address? Z: dil manzil , mohabat wali gali , sanam abad ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says. "Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks. "10..." says the doctor. "10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately. "10...9...8...7... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus." "Don't worry, it won't happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta thakya? Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?" "Sure" replies santa."Whats ur phone no?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired using cell phones and for a change decided to use really ancient methods of communication. They decided to use pigeons to send messages. So they went and bought expensive carrier pigeons from the Jama Masjid market in old Delhi and found to their joy that the pigeons indeed could be trained and the birds very easily learnt to return directly to their respective homes. And so this scheme worked very fine.One day Santa sends his pigeon. When the pigeon reaches to Banta it is with out message. Banta picked his mobile and asked Santa "What is this joke? The pigeon is without any message!!!" Santa said "Oye khoteya, this was a missed call." .........lol............ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back To Home
Ak Saradar G Gari main apny Driver K sath Jarahy Hotay Hain K achanak un ki garai ruk jati hy . Sardar G diriver sa puchty hain k gari ko kia hova . Driver kahta hy k gari main petrol khtam ho gya hy. Gari ab agy ni ja sakti . Sardar g kahty hain agar agy ni jasakti tu wapis la chlo.