*Guys are like.... coke,
 nice when they're fizzy but a bit 
boring when they go flat! 
   


*Guys are like..... rollercoasters, 
the up and downs are fun but 
its horrid when its over! 


   
*Guys are like.....Beanie babies. They're 
cheap,their heads are full of stuffing, and 
the really cute ones are hard to find.    



*Guys are like..Slinkies. Aren't really 
good for much but you can't help but laugh 
when you see one fall down the stairs.    



*Guys are like..Bank Accounts. Without a lot 
of money, they don't generate much interest.  


  
*Guys are like..Blenders. You need one, but 
you're not quite sure why.   



*Guys are like..Chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, 
and they usually head right for your hips.   


 
*Guys are like..Commercials. 
You can't believe a word they say.    



*Guys are like..Computers.
 Hard to figure out and 
never have enough memory.    



*Guys are like..Curling irons. 
They're always hot, 
and they're always in your hair.    



*Guys are like..Lava lamps. Fun to 
look at, but not all that bright. 


   
*Guys are like..Mascara. They 
usually run at the first 
sign of emotion.    



*Guys are like..Popcorn. 
They satisfy you, but 
only for a little while.    



*Guys are like..Place mats. 
They only show up when 
there's food on the table.   
 


*Guys are like..Used cars. 
Both are easy to get, 
cheap and unreliable.


    
*Guys are like..Crystal. Some 
look real good, but you can 
still see right through them. 



*God made mud god made dirt 
god made guys so girls can flirt.


    
*God made coke god made 
pepsi god made (guy's name)
 so darn sexy! 


  
*Fine guys open my eyes,
 smart guys open my mind 
but only a sweet guy
 can open my heart.   


 
*It's a girls' world and 
guys just live in it!  



*What's the difference 
between boy's soccer and 
girl's soccer? Oh yeah, 
girls make it look better!! 



*Don't be a guy. The world is 
full of guys. Be a MAN. 


   
*When you finally find the 
perfect guy you think to 
yourself, why isn't he taken? 


   
*Every girl wants one guy to meet
 all her needs, while 
every guy wants all the girls 
to meet his one need. 


   
*When a girl loves a guy...the sweetest 
thing in the world...is to hear 
him admit that he treasures her. 


   
*I am just a girl standing 
in front of a boy asking 
him to love me.



*Girls go to college 
to get more knowledge. Boys go
 to Jupiter to get more stupider. 



*The only guy a girl can trust 
is her DADDY....... guys you have 
BIG shoes to fill because my 
DADDY will sure be hard to beat.  


  
*Lil boys know they love you
 because they need you, 
Men need you cuz they know they love ya. 


   
*East to the sea, west to the lands,
 death to the girl who touches my man.   

 

*A girl and a guy can be just friends, 
but at one point or another they will fall 
for each other..Maybe temporarily, maybe at 
the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.  

  

*Guys are like a piece of gum,
when they lose their 
flavour, you pop in a new one. 


   
*Boys are great, every girl
 should have one. 



*I am just a girl standing
 in front of a boy 
asking him to love me. 



*If you get a chance to see him,
 your heart begins to dance. 
Your life revolves around him, 
there's nothing like romance.



*Only little boys who call 
themselves men say 
I love you, and don't mean it. 



If you're asking if I want to be with you, 
the answer is forever...
If you're asking if I want to leave you, 
the answer is never...
If you're asking what I value most, 
the answer is you...
If you're asking if I love you, 
the answer is I do.



I'm not supposed to love u, 
I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my 
life wishing you were there. 
I'm not supposed to wonder, 
where you are and what you do,
But I cant help it, 
coz I'm in love with you. 



When I first saw you I was afarid 
to talk to you.
When I first talked to you I was 
afraid to like you.
When I first liked you I was 
afraid to love you.
Now that I love you I'm 
afraid to lose you.



Some day you'll cry for me like 
I cried for you
Some day you'll miss me like 
I missed you
Some day you'll need me like 
I needed you
Some day you'll love me, but 
I won't love you.