Thats really weird, because about two weeks ago i awoke to find a beautiful Hawaiin woman, then i really woke up and realized that i was still dreamin. So when I really woke up I found a three legged tiger hopping around my room on a pogo stick so naturally, i threw my alram clock at him and hit him in the head. He turned and looked at me, so i said "Hey mr tiger, what the hell are you doing in my room" and the tiger responded, "Im pogoing" "Why are you pogoing?" I asked, he said that he wanted to win the national three legged tiger pogo competition. After some hot cocoa and a zebra i decided to help Mr. Tiger train, by the way Mr. Tigers name is Nathaniel, but he thinks its metro so we'll just call him Nizzle.

So Nizzle and I started training really hard, but we knew that the competition would be tough and that we would need some help, luckily a blind rabbit named blinky climed up through my sink and he said he could help too. And with his help Nizzle became the greatest three legged pogoing tiger I had ever seen. Time went on and Nizzle kept improving but unforutnately one day he was showing off and accidently pogod on Blinky's head causing a cataclysmic explosion in blind bunny land, shifting the earth's orbit around the sun and making us get some nasty sun burn. So after cleaning up the bunny guts from my walls and floor, we left for the tournament. However, when we got there they said that there was only one three legged pogoing tiger in the world, and it was Nizzle so he got the gold, i got the silver and a cat named nipples got third. Nizzle then thanked me for my help and bought me a mexican prostitute whom me and nipples spent the next 4 hours with. Afterwhich i sent the whore and nipples home (I think they're married now) and went back to my hawaiin paradise.