It all began when i awoke this morning to find a small emu standing alone in my room. Little did i know, this was no normal emu, this was the sacred emu of the Moondrenoku tribe. In case you didn't know, the Moondrenoku tribe (or M-ku for short) are a very religious warrior tribe near Mount Onaclov. Anyways, the mystical emu started crying that he had become lost when he entered the secret Vortex of Evetahw, and naturally needed my help getting home. So, we began our journey back to the land of Mount Onaclov. On the way, we met an invisible turtle named Eltrut and a flying monkey named Squid. Unfortunately, squid only had one wing, so he was more like a circling monkey than a flying monkey. (Eltrut made fun of him alot).

So, the four of us (the sacred emu, Eltrut, Squid, and I) continued our journey in search of the M-ku tribe. Whilst passing the valley of darkness we defeated Boing, an evil mosquito and Narf, a blind crab. Luckily Narf was allergic to invisible turtles, so this was a simple task. Anyways, after 14 long hours of travel, we were able to restore the sacred emu back to the M-ku tribe near Mount Onaclov. They were so grateful, they gave me 12 golden feti and a mystical stapler. The stapler is a mystical fountain of knowledge thru which all questions may be answered. Thank you people of Moondrenoku, i love my stapler!