Is Paris Hilton an equal opportunity flirter? As you know, the "Simple Life" starlet was spied looking cozy with Simon Rex at the MTV Video Music Awards in Miami last weekend, but she apparently also found time to snuggle up to a much more famous face -- one that doesn't suffer the heartbreak of five o'clock shadow.

The New York tabloids claim that Paris got up close and personal at a post-awards bash at the Raleigh Hotel with none other than Christina Aguilera, who has recently played it coy over whether she plans to walk down the aisle with boyfriend Jordan Bratman.

"[Paris] sat next to Christina, who dropped her three girlfriends and put her arm around Paris, who leaned into the crook of her neck," a witness tells the New York Daily News. We'll just give you a second to process that image ... Done? OK, moving on.

Another spy who spotted the blonde-on-blonde bonding tattled to the New York Post that the pretty pair "suddenly started making out," perhaps in tribute to the on-stage Britney-Madonna-Christina spit swap from last year's ceremony. Either way, we're guessing that somewhere Rick Salomon is weeping over his failure to capture the alleged canoodling on camera.