Too many bitches rappin' today;
they can't carry us.
Claimin' they'll put and end to the game;
they can't bury us.
Hangin' with them fags and dames
that they can't barely trust.
The game ain't even funny no more,
this shit's hilarious.

Now that half the cast of Predator leads the country,
I'ma start obeyin' the law so they won't punch me.
I find it funny, but still I'm hungry.
Got two slices of bread; can't find my lunchmeat.

If your tits ain't big enough, stuff ya bra.
If this dick ain't stiff enough, touch my balls.
I insist ya get to lickin' 'til the skeet drips off your chizzin.
Tell your friends you ordered chicken with special sauce.

My luck is shitty unless I'm rollin' dice or playin' poker.
Never do I crap out. Never play with jokers.
If your bitch is cheatin', back out, so you won't see me choke her.
Rollin' in more Benjamins than if I was a broker.
Damn your girl is fine. Do you mind if i grope her?
"What you say mother fucker?" Oops, let me change the pace...
If you dealt me 10 thru King, the next card dealt will be an Ace.

If a bitch is whining in my space
sayin' she ain't got a date
since late july of '88
I'ma have to set her straight.
"Cut back that flabby waist, and slap two bags on that face
cuz your head is way too ugly for just one bag to erase."