Stop, drop, Woosah!, baby love on �em gentle.
Some call me Magic Stick, if you�re small it�s called a dickle.
Far from distal, Girl�s hott just like a griddle.
Gotta play my part, sling it hard like Michael Vick�ll.
Doctor Wishful, panties drop to check for dimples.
Just show a little skin and I'll let you taste my vittles.
Tricks and Riddles, got 'em all after a fistfull.
Ride it like a dawg, when these balls break out the kennel.
Hit 'em like chizzles, wit no breaks, waits, or piddles.
I ain't felt this high, since that time I popped my pistol.
Swingin� my sickle, my wood�s not made to whittle.
Damn rizzle bizzle, I'm on my back with a fine ass bizzle.
Please don�t be fickle, play my piece just like a fiddle.
Ladies say I�m sentimental, make my wang part of their dental.
Need more brain than a mental, yeah it�s time to begin.
Smokin� budda out with Luda, at the Holidae Inn!