Reaper:
I will bore you on a bus.
You will snore and I will cuss.
Flippity flop, floobidy flam.
I will bore you Spam I am.

Panther:
The longest Spam i've ever seen,
As Reaper cusses, I will scream.
S-Clan sounds like too much trouble.
Oops! I hate to burst your bubble.

Too many names, I can't keep track.
Too many colors... our clan'll be black.
Too many ranks and not enough skills.
Our clan'll be equals with too many kills.

Not so fast... please wait to mourn.
I'll give out props for "suicidal scorn".
But Dune sucks more than Stalker's grandmother's daughter.
Might as well name your clan after Harry Potter.