I am a lonely donkey.
I don't have any friends.
When an ass gets born,
a donkey's life begins.

A donkey's life is cruel.
"But, why?", you may ask.
How the hell would you feel
if your nickname was "jackass"?

I am a donkey failure.
I get no donkey calls.
If you're a donkey hater,
you can suck my donkey balls.