AT A PARTY ONE WOMAN SAID TO ANOTHER, "AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR WEDDING RING ON
THE WRONG FINGER?'
THE OTHER REPLIED, "YES I AM, AS I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN".

MAN IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE IS MARRIED.
THAN HE IS REALLY FINISHED.

A LITTLE BOY ASKED HIS FATHER, "DADDY, HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO GET
MARRIED?"
AND THE FATHER REPLIED, "I DON'T KNOW SON, I'M STILL PAYING FOR IT".

MARRIAGE IS AN INSTITUTION IN WHICH A MAN LOSSES HIS BACHELOR'S DEGREE AND THE
WOMAN GETS HER MASTER'S.

YOUNG SON : IS IT TRUE DAD, I HEARD THAT IN SOME PARTS OF AFRICA A MAN DOESN'T
KNOW HIS WIFE UNTIL HE MARRIES HER?
DAD : THAT HAPPENS IN MOST COUNTRIES, SON !!!!!!

THEN THERE WAS A MAN WHO SAID , "I NEVER KNEW WHAT REAL HAPPINESS WAS UNTIL I
GOT MARRIED; AND THEN IT WAS TOO LATE.

A HAPPY MARRIAGE IS A MATTER OF GIVE AND TAKE THE HUSBAND GIVES AND THE WIFE
TAKES.

AFTER A QUARREL A WIFE SAID TO HER HUSBAND, "YOU KNOW I WAS A FOOL WHEN I
MARRIED YOU."
AND THE HUSBAND REPLIED, "YES DEAR, BUT I WAS IN LOVE AND DIDN'T NOTICE IT ".

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW OFTEN A MARRIED MAN CHANGES HIS JOB,
HE STILL ENDS UP WITH THE SAME BOSS.

A MAN INSERTED AN AD IN THE CLASSIFIELDS : "WIFE WANTED".
NEXT DAY HE RECEIVED A HUNDRED LETTERS.
THEY ALL SAID THE SAME THING : "YOU CAN HAVE MINE".

A PERFECT WIFE IS ONE WHO HELPS THE HUSBAND WITH THE DISHES.