How to get deported to the motherland by acting like....

How to get deported to the motherland is a space dedicated to bringing out the wonderful people in our society that make you wish you could just pack them in a UPS box and send them off to the MOTHERLAND. Every <<insert definate time period here>> we will future a new deportee and a clear manual so that you too can be deported to the motherland! And you thought you were just imitating your favorite celebrity....HAH.

Volume 1.

1. Wear skimpy clothes and sing sexually ambiguous songs like "Opps, I did it again," or "Baby one more time."
2. Claim Virginity.
3. Buy house and move in with pop star boyfriend.
4. CONTINUE TO CLAIM VIRGINITY.

Volume 2.

1. Contridict claims of virginity by making statements like "Eating chocolate is like having an orgasm" or, my personal favorite, "Justin and I have great sex."
2. CONTINUE TO CLAIM VIRGINITY.
3. Allow the director of all your music video's to be quoted as saying that he channels your sexual energy into his videos, and that you tell him your sexual fantasies which he then interprets into your VIDEO'S.
4. Wear skimpier clothes, make a sweaty, orgy like video and sing "i'm a SLAVE for you" while dancing around with a rather phallic looking snake...

5. Retract <<GASP>> statement of virginity.