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| Rambling Numero Uno There's only two days left of school! *finally* I was helping take down the bulliten board in math class when, whilst using a staple remover, I had a bizzare Kindergarden flashback. At nap time , I'd lay down by the bulliten board, and while I "slept" , the teacher would take down the stuff we'd done earlier , with a staple remover, and while she wasn't looking , I'd take the staples that fell on the ground. I had quite a large collection stashed away in my cubby until the teacher threw them all away. I was one weird little kid. In first grade I was voted "Most Likely to become and Elvis Impersonator" . Don't ask. Pre-Spam obsession. |
| The life and times of the domesticated SpamKatie |
| Rambling Numero Dos Graaal...Today , being the last day of school , a bunch of girls wore PJ's to school. Since it was the last day of school people were aloud to wear short-shorts. The girls wearing flannel pajama pants andt-shirts got in trouble. The girls who wore pajamas that FOT THE DRESS CODE got in trouble. The girls who wore itty-bitty up-your-butt shorts were fine. People could dye their hair too. But absolutely no flannel pajama pants. They said that PJ's were "distracting". FROM WHAT? God forbid they be distracted against signing yearbooks or watching the Feild Day movie ... |
| Rambling Numero Tres Yahoo! It's summer. Baha. So far I have had 7sleep-overs in 9 nights, and the earliest I have gone to bed was 11:45. Since we are moving into a smaller apartment we are cleaning out like there is no tomarrow, which is LOADS of fun. ::That was sarcasam:: I downloaded Paint Shop Pro today and it frustrated me to the point of tears. *Not kidding* Fortunatly I had Matzo Ball soup for lunch. Mmm. Right now I am looking out the window typing and mentally willing the Ice Cream Man to come so I can have a Bugs Bunny. Last Monday I had a shot to test for TB. It was negative, which was good , but it stressed me out so much I had to blow a bunch of my allowance at Ulta...OH! A coupla days ago , I went to my friend Courtney's dance company recital and they had a song from Rent!!! When I saw it I started freaking out and singing RENT until Lauren hit me. Rent-o-rific. |
| Rambling Cuatro Today I worked on my website nearly all day... but doesn't it look kickin? Anyway , I entered MDA and the KCGHP2BHPSP....That last one being "Katie's Campagin to get Her Parents to Buy Her Paint Shop Pro". Lord I want that program! *ahem* I also went to the pool with Claire and saw "The Bourne Identity" (Also with Claire) Not that great a movie...but it had Matt Damon. Worth the rental. On Friday I'm taking a break and going to Flo-ri-da with my Aunt to visit my Aunt and cousins. Fun. Oh...here's something- In our new house my cat can't go outside which is both good and bad. Good- No more "presents" from her hunting fiascos. (I will never forget that live-chipmunk-in-the-pillowcase incident) Bad- We have put her on the litter box, starting today. She whined SO hard about not being able to get outside- so I gave her a can o' tuna to keep her from mewing like a spammed banshee. Oh look , fifteen minutes until voting starts for Miss Montana. |
| Rambling Cinco Well it's mid summer. So far I've only ben in 1 play *cries*. NOBODY is home. I am all aloooooooooooone, so I am going to make a rambling. BTW pretty soon I'll get to go to Paris (Oui , the one in France) so I won't be on for a while. I went to the pool today. It was fun. KATIE CAN DIVE! OH YEAH! Also I may go see Star Wars again... God I am bored. Maybe I'll go bug my mom. Hmmm. *Yawn* I love summer. |
| Rambling Seis *spelling? I dunno* Hellooo web surfers! It's ME SpamKatie and I am red-tea to RAMBLE. Has anybody entered the contest? *cricket chirps*I've ben checking my EMAIL! (everyone gasps) I hate forwards. They annoy me to no end. The only way I would ever enjoy getting a forward is if I started one and got it back from someone else. Heyyyy....Thats a cool idea. I wonder if I could start one. Maybe I will. Here is MY forward made up by ME on August 13th 2002. If you get it email me and tell me!!! "This is the EVIL SCARY DOOM forward. John Jones deleted it and died. Joe Smith didnt forward this and he was attacked by a rabid marmoset. Jeff James forwarded it to 200 people and was stalked by Miss Cleo. Jane Doe forewarded it to 6.3 billion people and fell off a cliff. There is no way out. You are DOOOMED! DOOMED I SAY! FORWARD IT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM DOOM! NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU FORWARD IT TO!" Okay I thought it was pretty funny, but maybe I'm just disturbed. (Maybe? Where did THAT come from) |
| Rambling Siete Last night I was bored and home alone so I ordered myself a pizza and threw a Katie party. (Try having a party with yourself its FUN!) I played my shiny new used Blink 182 CD ($7.95 at CD Warehouse OH YEAH!) really loud , danced , ate the entire pizza , AND read Invader Zim transcripts. Was surprisingly fun to tell people on IM "I'm having a party , can't talk now." Eee hee hee. Well I'm weird now aint I? *grammer police attack her* . By the way I'm on FFN under the exciting pen name, "SpamKatie." (R&R pleeeaaassee!) If you dont know what FFN is I'm not going to tell you unless you enter the challange and ask REAL nice. *Tee hee* Did you know that SpamKatie is a Octo-Pollo-Lacto-Vegitarian? It's truuuueee! It means I don't eat cow , pig , duck , lamb, venison (=deer-how can you eat that???) , or veal (=baby cow. Who eats veal? Thats so saaaad!) . I can eat milk and eggs, because they don't hurt the animal , and I eat fish because they dont have the same nervous system as cows pigs etc. therefor I'm not eating a sentinant creature and I eat chicken because I like to eat chicken. (You know puls the other food groups like veggies fruits and chocolate. Mmmm...chocolate...) Dick Cheney is an Evil Amish ex-button Forward Gnome. Don't ask..eeee heee heee. |
| Rambling Ocho Wow. It's ben , like , forever since my last update. Let's see. Well the move is complete , I now live on a completely different side of the USA. The people who moved into my place wanted my cat and my EVIL parental units gave her to them. I miss her. Meow. I'm soooo hungry. Today is Yom Kuppor so I'm fasting to atone for my sins. Fun. I used to live in a small town in a house but now I live in a city and an apartment. It's okay except for one thing. The neighbors. Not the ones in our building , mind you , but the ones in the building next to ours. They're sooo freakin' LOUD!!! They enjoy hevy metal and opera and play them very loud ALL THE TIME. They argue , loudly , frequently. They also enjoy charades. Did I mention that their windows are situated RIGHT NEXT TO MY ROOM??? And they always have their windows open so I have to keep mine CLOSED all the time. When I'm not trying to sleep it's actually quite humourus. I like my new school . Its all cool and stuff. In art we are drawing bamboo. Last week we drew bamboo. The WEEK before that, we drew bamboo. Next week , we shall draw...some sort of oriental plant. By the way the Squee comics are cool. I suggest you read them. |
| Rambling Nueve Spammit, spammit SPAMMIT!!!!! Okay , so here I am , being all happy and self righteous because I did pilates and saw Signs. (No , I'm not that niuts. The movie. With Mel Gibson and that hot guy from Gladiator.) When , my dad comes in and reminds me the Emmys are on. Thought: The Daily Show is up for soem Emmys. So's Jon Stuart. YAY! Let's watch. So I'm watching. Jimmy Fallon (eee) comes out to give some award. La la la . Stockard Channing wins. Hey she was in Grease. Cool. Then they announce the nominess for BEST COMEDY VARIETY SERIES . David Letterman. Conan O'brien. The Daily Show. (Loud cheering noise from the SpamKatie living room) Saturday Night Live. And the winner is... Saturday Night Live?! Nooooooooooo! And then STING goes and wins Jon Stuart's award. AHHHHHHHH! SPAMMIT! Poor Jonny. He needs a hug. *attempts to hug TV set and fails. Poop.* On a side note, Plain White Tee's are my new favorite band. They rock. I'm gonna enter MDA again , it's good advertising. The Babrber of Seville is the coolest Bugs Bunny cartoon ever. Umm...Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones is my dream guy. Just so you know. I'm going as Penny Lane from Almost Famous for Halloween. I love that movie. *thinks sadly about how the deserving daily show didn't win tonight* Did anyone see the Daily show a few days ago with the George Bush speech? "We have a saying in Teneessee...Well in Texas I'm sure it's in Tennessee too...It goes..Umm.... Fool me once...shame on...shame on you....Fool me twice...and uh..umm....you can't get fooled again. " Jon Stuart doesn't win an Emmy and that man is running our country. Be afraid , be very afraid. |
| Rambling Diez I vant to be alone. The Plain White tee's are playing my town and I can't go. Boo hoo. I am *cough hack WHEEZE* not feeling good. But I shall not get sick , for I visit home this weekend! Whoo! I lost MDA , AGAIN! But I won the personality thing...AGAIN! Oh well , there's another link. God my writers block is so bad. I should probably shut up allready instead of making you listen to this. On a depressing side note: have discovered the icredible edible geocities site statistics page. Noone ever comes here. This is why I do not have a counter. Sign the guestbook people. It sends me into euphoric glee. It is my lifeblood. This is pathetic. I go now. |
| Rambling Once Thanksgiving. Time to pass the dead bird around the table and gorge yourself. Or at least that's how its SUPPOSED to be. Not when you get sick and can't eat. Not like me. Yes! I was unable to eat on Thanksgiving, strangely so was Peter Fox in Foxtrot , which is my favorite syndicated comic. Go figure. I got a spoonful of mashed potatoes and then I was banished to my room , wherest I had some Ibuprofen and I SLEPT. On returning home (we were at a ski resort, and I couldn't go skiing AT ALL either, boo hoo)I had a buhonkis of make up work which was FUN. But of course its Haunakah, so I was happied with Matzo Ball Soup and Green Day (CD) . So...enough about me and onto the comedic rambling: So , whats in the news: Oh! THEY. Yes. The new scarry movie which single handedly can copy EVERY HORROR FILM SINCE 1972! My proof? There title is a pronoun: Just like "It". They have a creepy little girl: Just like "The Ring." , "The Exorcist.", "Poltergeist" , and "Ghost Ship." . People attack you in your dreams: Freddy Kreuger. Am I just going crazy when I'm saying that now the idiotic teen movie repeats (Blue Crush , A walk to Remember, She's all that) are creeping over into horror or am I terrifyingly correct? It's so scary it could be a horror movie...SHE! Where I attack you in your DREAMS and make you watch Blue Crush! It's PERFECT! All we need is a makeover scene and a creepy little girl! |