*Jokes*
Q: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A: Because you can see right through him.
Q: What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?
A: She called the toe truck!
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?
A: A milk truck!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
Q: How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?
A: With their cell phones!
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!
Q: What kind of bunny drinks coffee?
A: Mugs bunny!
Q: What did one casket say to the other ?
A: Was that you coffin?
Student: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.
Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where's the P?
Student: Its running down my leg!
Q: What happens when a frog parks illegaly?
A: It gets toad!
Q: What did the waitress say when the big wave hit the beach party?
A: "Dinner is surfed."
Q: Who pulls teeth and loves camping?
A: The tentist.
Q: Who has tattoos, green hair and a great serve?
A: Tennis Rodman.
Q: What happens when the whole planet gets sunburned?
A: There's a massive earthflake.
Q: What do you call someone who sits behind a lifeguard at a pool?
A: A backseat diver.
Q: What should you do if the beach is really crowded?
A: Get on the wading list.
Q: Why don't bells sit in t he sun?
A: They're afraid they'll peal.
Q: Why did the tree try to get sunburned?
A: He wanted to be a redwood.
Q: What do you call R.L. Stine's sunblock?
A: Writer's block.
Q: Why can you bet on another wave rolling in?
A: Because ot's a shore thing.
NOTE: some of these jokes were taken from magazines and others from websites.
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