Korean Fob Joke:

Steeebe: What do you call an orange juice that wears a jacket??
Kenny Hyung: I habb no iders...
Steeebe: A Jamba Juice!
Steeebe: *clap clap*
Kenny Hyung: *frown*

Panda Joke:

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter. As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back, "Hey, man -- I'm a PANDA! Get your dictionary and look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and reads the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

There was an Amish guy n his son... who decided to go to a mall one day... n since they r Amish... they didn't knoe shitz... tha two saw an elevator... but they didb't knoe wat tha ish it was... so they were thinkin when they saw an ugly ass lady go into tha elevator... a few mins later... a beautiful women come out tha doors... then tha Amish father told his son... GO BRING UR MOTHER....

Another Joke:

Esteban: What do you call a hispanic guy with a rubber toe?
Jaime: I dun't know yo's.
Esteban: Roberto.