lil mis kyootnezz: blah blah blah *talkn on the phone*
lazy pnay: hurry up! sen needs to use the phone!
lil mis kyootnezz: hey I still have 2 minutes left so wait!
sen: uhh!
lil mis kyootnezz: hey I just saw a rocket!
lazy pnay: make a wish!
sen: wha?!
lazy pnay: omg! i cant beleive I said that!
sen: lol
~~then~~~
*lazy pnay talkn to her bf*
lil mis kyootnezz: hey "lazy pnay" go stand in the middle of ur lawn!
sen: err what for?
lil mis kyootnezz: i was thinkin of turning on the sprinklers..
sen: like yu were really goin to do that.. lol
lil mis kyootnezz: oh shut up!
Tally: Well,Sarai has this slambook(She disses people in it) and she left it in the classroom
and her and flor were walking home(AND THEY WERE HALFWAY HOME) from school till Sarai said
Sarai: Oh crap! Where's my Slambook?
Flor:(thinking).....Yu must've left it in Mr.Volk's class
Sarai: OH SHIT!!!!
(Both of them start running to school and they reach the classroom)
Sarai:(Sees Mr.Volk locking up his classroom and about to leave) WAIT MISTER!!!!!!!!! DON'T LOCK IT,MY SLAMBOOK IS IN THERE....................(covers her motuh cus she just revealed here secret on dissing people)
Mr. Volk: Slambook,huh? (gets Sarai's Slambook and tears out the pages that are written,and gives sarai her slammbook)
Sarai:(shecks her slammbook,but nothing is there) MISTER!!!!
Mr. Volk:(Reading the slambook)
(then all of a sudden,another teacher comes)
Mrs.Winburne:Hey,what are y'all doing (sees Mr.Volk reading) Oooh! Can i read em' too?
Mr.Volk: SURE!!!!!!!!
Flor:.....................
mrs. Winburne: (reads papers) Ooh,Sarai,yu got a lot of mispelling,do yu mind if i used these as warm-ups?
Mr. volk: (Reads them aloud) "Lupe thinks she's all that JUST cus she has tatoos! HELLO? I CAN GET TATOOS TOO!!!!! And her stupid FATASS is blocking my view in class!"
Sarai: (does the "I hafta go potty" dance and whines"MISTER,DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!!")
Mr. Volk: Oh well (takes papers with him) see ya tomorrow!
(Sarai and flor walk home,while sarai is telling her slambook....
Sarai:(talking to slambook) YU FUCKING BITCH! LOOK WHAT YU GOT ME INTO!!!!! (throws slambook)
Flor:(picks up slambook) for now on,i'm avoiding them
11/03/03:
Shortie Billy Boi: Wtf?! Why'd yu slap her ass?!
Cynthia..anotha shawtie:umm that's how we communicate! ^-^
Shortie Billy Boi: then ur a lez..
Slut Adriana: Fuck yu!
Shortie Billy Boi: No not yet..
Slut Adriana(makes that "UHh! face")
Sen: ..... (this was in P.E)
~End~
next time.. I have to stay away from adriana and cynthia.. i know cynthia is my friend, but she pulls ur shorts down in P.E >.< (and yeash. she did that to adriana, and what do yu know,.. she was lucky the boys didnt see cause she was wearin a thong.. >_> )
Sen: Ok i was at P.E and we were in the field. and well this gurl amanda (god she looks like a boy!) well here's what happened..
Amanda(tries to pick up this short mexican dude.. dunno what she said..)
Sen: Amanda! stop molestN him! Michael Jackson #2!!
Amanda: What'd yu call me!? (starts runnin afta me)
Sen: Oh shit!! (of course i run!)
Amanda(cathes up and puts me in a headlock)What'd yu call me!?
Sen: SHit! help hello!? anybody!? (i swear! the boys we're just standin there!! )
Amanda: What'd yu call me!
Sen: Hello!? can yu not see that i still need help!?
Amanda: WHAT'D YU CALL ME!?
Sen: uhhh cool person!? (then she lets go of me *not because of that though* ^^; )
Mark: Yu know, yu can press charges againts her..(obviously sarcastic)
Sen: Nah, she has no money! lol