By The Anime Otakus Kameha: We don't own Digimon Frontier or anything else in this insane fic!
Karika: This fic was inspired by none other than
All: TAKUMI THOUGHTS CLIPS AND EVEN DREAMS!
Darkness: This fic is going to turn out to be one really weird one!
Pikarilles: Yep, especially knowing if we have all the insane people
working together on one fic.
Kameha: Yeah. Well, let's get on with the show!
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Chapter 1
~Scene opens to a very news-like studio~
Takuya: *pops up from underneath the table* Hi! I'm Takuya and Welcome to
my show!
Izumi: *walks in* your show? Don't you mean our show?
Takuya: Oh yeah. ^^;;;
Izumi: *sits down but the chair breaks under her weight* Darn it!!!
Takuya: Holy Sock! Izumi, what have you been eating?!?!?!?
Izumi: *gives Takuya a death glare*
Takuya: ^^;;; Never mind. our special guests today are. Taichi Yagami and
Agumon from Digimon Adventure! Give him a round of applause!!!
Audience: *is silent*
Kameha: *opens up a can of applause*
Izumi and Takuya: O.o;;; Okay..
Kameha: Carry on!
Takuya: Okay.. Have a seat Agumon and Tai! (A/N: Using short form of Taichi
cuz Karika is lazy)
Karika: IS NOT!
Tai: Uh. Thanks..
Takuya: Bring the drinks, will you Izumi?
Izumi: Why me?! Do it yourself!!!
Takuya: Please?
Izumi: No!
Takuya: Please?
Izumi: No!
Takuya: Please?
Izumi: No!
Takuya: Fine I'll get it myself. *trips over on purpose*
Izumi: TAKUYA! *tries to help him up*
Takuya: *speaks in a faint voice* No No Izumi, I'm a goner. Just leave me
be.
Izumi: No! Don't die on me Takuya, is there anything I could do to help
you?
Authors: *giggles*
Takuya: *back to his normal voice* Bring the trays of Food!
Izumi: *runs out of the scene to get the food and drinks*
Authors: -_-;;; Stupid Takuya.
Takuya: That works every time! Anyways, how are you two?
Tai: Fine, just fine.
Agumon: *starts drooling*
Tai: Agumon, what's wrong?
Takuya: *looks in Agumon's direction*
Agumon: ROAST KIWIMON!!! *chases Kiwimon out of the studio* (Author's note:
Remember the Chicken-like digimon from Adventure? It's back!)
Tai and Takuya: *sweatdrops* Ehehehe..
Izumi: Back! Did I miss anything?
Takuya: Nope! *grabs a chair for Izumi* Here ya go!
Izumi: Oh thanks Takuya! *sits*
Takuya: *reads the scripts* Oh yes! So, how's life?
Tai: Sora dumped me. She said she didn't like me because she loved Yamato.
Audience: Awww..
Izumi: Let's do something about it shall we? *snaps fingers*
Door number one opens and it stood Gabumon
Tai: How is that going to help?
Takuya: Thanks to Izumi's all rare and valuable Rabid potion, everything
will be fine! *gives Gabumon a sip of the potion*
Gabumon: What the- *starts growling and foaming at the mouth*
Izumi: Now Gabumon, Get Yamato!
Gabumon: *runs outside leaving a wall frame in the process*
Tai: I don't know about this. AHHH!!!
Gabumon: *comes back with Yamato's arm*
Izumi: Good boy! Good boy! *pats Gabumon and gives him Gabumon treats*
Takuya: That's how the Rabid Potion works!
Tai: Uhh.. Ok..
Izumi: So, when ever you're in a love jam.
All: The Rabid Potion is sure to work in a mahw!
Karika: Huh? *looks at the huge sign*
Darkness: *sweatdrops*
Pikarilles: O.o
Kameha: Opps! *flips it right side up*
All: -_-;;; Wham!
Tai: Uh. right..
Takuya: *gets back to the script* So, anyways. Anything else you like us to
help you with?
Tai: Uhhh. Yeah.. What happened to Agumon?
Izumi: Okay, we'll fix that, AGUMON! THE KIWIMON IS AN ILLUSION!!!
Agumon: *runs inside* Really?
Tai: Thanks you guys and Agumo- AHHH!!! WHAT IN CARNATIONS IS THAT?!?!?!
Agumon: *is holding Kiwimon's leg* What? This piece of meat you mean?
Takuya: I thought you said that Kiwimon was fake!!!
Izumi: Then it must be the camera guy!!!
Camera: *drops on the ground but has a faint Takuya voice * We'll be back
after commercial.
~Commercial Number 1~
Team Rocket comes in the scene.
Jessie: Prepare for trouble!
James: And make it double!
Kouji: Don't you ever want the annoyance to go away? Well, Thanks to the
creators of 'I-*beep* my pants', they created something new! It's called
the all new, 'Mommy, I want to use your all new special spray that you used
on daddy so I can use on my annoying friend!' Spray!
Ash: Wow really?
Kouichi: Yep! My brother never lies! It's all for the amazing price of
Kouji: *has a really long nose* $599, 886, 473 and two cents! It's that
cheap? *noses starts growing more*
Ash: I want one!
Kouichi: *gives one 'Mommy, I want to use your all new special spray that
you used on daddy so I can use on my annoying friend!' spray and receives
$599, 886, 473 and two cents from Ash*
Ash: *sprays them on Team Rocket and they disappeared* Wow, I wonder where
they went.
Team Rocket (now invisible): *kicks Ash and the Gang in the stomach and
snatches Pikachu and runs*
Kouji and Kouichi: We, the creators of 'I *beep* my pants' guarantee that
our products works very well and or we will give you back your money! *both
noses start growing*
~Commercial Number 2~
Izumi: Ever wonder what Nitroglycerin (the most explosive substance, in
liquid form, on the face of the earth. or digiworld) tastes like?
Takuya: Well, now you can with the all new Soy sauce-and-Nitroglycerin
COMBINED!
Izumi: Just pour it on your rice and start chowing down!
Junpei: *pours it on his rice*
Authors: *sweatdrop* It should have exploded by now, if it touches
anything, it should explode!
Junpei: *eats it*
Izumi: Well, how is it?
Junpei: Nice salty taste and what's this other taste- *blows up and all
everyone could see a pile of ash in the shape of Junpei*
Izumi: You like it don't you? *tilts Junpei's 'head' so it looks like a
nod* YOU DO? WOW!
Takuya: We'll make sure you're happy with your product, or your money back
guaranteed! NEEMON NO!!!
Neemon: *is eating the sacks of money*
~Back to the show~
Scene opens to the new camera guy and Tai, Agumon and the hosts.
Izumi: You know guys, that new camera guy is really disturbing.
Takuya: And why do you say that?
Izumi: *moves the camera around to see a cardboard 'Vandemon in his boxers
(or Myotismon)' as a camera guy* Don't you think so?
Takuya: Not for us.
Izumi: That's because you're guys! *tries to move the camera back to the
original screen but slips and falls*
Takuya: Izumi! Are you alright? *slips on a banana peel and lands on top of
Izumi*
Kameha: Well, what are the chances of that?
Other Authors: *slaps Kameha* YOU HAVE A VERY SICK MIND!
Vandemon: Isn't it the other way around? Oh well, *walks away*
All: O.O!
Izumi and Takuya: *blushing furiously and quickly gets off of each other*
Well.
Tai: You know what? I have to go right now!
Takuya: Awww. Why can't you stay longer?
Tai: Because you guys are all very sick people, especially you! *points at
the Fairymon posters*
Izumi: What's wrong with me?
Tai: Well, look at what she's wearing! She doesn't look like a fighter
and.. Ooooo Look at that sexy bu-
Izumi: *slaps him out of the studio* TWO TIMER!
Agumon: I'm coming Taichi!!! *runs into a wall and slips on a banana peel
somehow lands on top of Vandemon*
Vandemon: Oh Agumon! I didn't know you had such feelings for me.
Agumon: AHHH!!! *gets off and runs out of the studio*
Takuya: Well, that's all for today!
Izumi: Next time, we are going to interview, the great Takeru!!!
Both: C'ya!!!
Scenary from the background falls on the couple.
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Kameha: What did you think of that?
Karika: Was it really possible for those last events to happen?
Kameha: Of course!
Darkness: Seemed like you didn't have to!
Kameha: Well I-
Pikarilles: Be Quiet!
Kameha: Tell us if the fic is good or not ok? C'ya! *gets dragged off by
Karika, Darkness and Pikarilles*
