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Karika: Thanks to our special reviewers!
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Kameha: That's a lot of reviews! Thanks everyone!!!! Also, I thought that
this chapter should turn into a chapter with BLOOPERS!!!
Ruki: Oh great.
Izumi: -_-;;;
Karika: Let's get on with the show!
Kameha: And kick Digital Butt
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Bloopers Part One!
Dkameha: ACTION!
Takato: Please Ruki? It would be a great vacation and it would be really
really fun if we all came along!
Ruki: No way! Not while Baka Fashion Freak is going
Takato: Please?
Ruki: NO! Hey look! A penny!
Izumi: A penny for your thoughts.
Ruki: I wish that you would just die Fashion Freak!
Izumi: OK! *stabs a knife in her but it comes right out clean*
Ruki: What?
Dkameha: It's rated PG! Characters don't die in fics!
Ruki: -_-;;; You should have said that BEFORE!
Dkameha: Yeah. IS THE TAPE STILL RUNNING?
Dkarika: Yep
Dkameha: Ahhhh!!! The Readers are reading this!!! CUT!
~~~~~~
Dkameha: ACTION!
Izumi: Fine.
Takuya: Yipee vacation here we come! *jumps around and floor falls through*
Ruki: Aww. Dang it!
Izumi: MAKINO!!!!
Ruki: ^-^;;; *runs for her life*
Dkameha: Cut.
~~~~~
Ruki: I can't believe what I've got myself into this... *grabs her luggage
and enters the airport
with Takuya, Takato, and Izumi waiting* Hello, Gogglehead, Gogglehead 2 and
Miss Fashion
Freak
Izumi: Hi Makino.
Ruki: *whacks Izumi with her suitcase*
Izumi: Oh yeah? *whacks Ruki with her suitcase*
Ruki: I CHOOSE YOU! SHARKY!!!
Sharky: *jumps out of no where and attacks*
Izumi: AHHHH!!!
Dkarika: Who put Sharky there?
Dkameha: *whistles*
Dkarika: KAMEHA!
Dkameha: Uh uh! I'm Director Kameha! The best in the WORLD!
Dkarika: You're the worst in the world!
Dkameha: CUT!
~~~~~~
Dkameha: ACTION!
Ruki: I can't believe what I've got myself into this... *grabs her luggage
and enters the airport
with Takuya, Takato, and Izumi waiting* Hello, Gogglehead, Gogglehead 2 and
Miss Fashion Freak
Izumi: MAKINO!
Ruki: What?
Izumi: YOU DESTORYED MY HAIR!!!
Ruki: *looks up and sees Izumi's hair dyed purple* I DIDN'T DO IT!
Dkarika: We're wasting tape!
Ruki: I don't care! *whacks Karika with her suitcases*
Dkarika: Oh yeah? *whacks Ruki with her Director chair*
Izumi: I guess the three of us are the sane ones eh?
Takuya and Takato: WE WANNA PLAY!! *runs in the fight*
Izumi and DKameha: -_-;;;
Dkameha: Well. Maybe if I help it wouldn't hurt. *jumps in the fight*
Izumi: -_-;;; Well if you can't beat em. Join em! *runs in the fight*
*scene censored*
~~~~~
Kameha: (I need to use that name again! It's driving me nuts!) ACTION!
Ruki: *grabs Takato and runs towards the Blue Tea Cup*
Izumi: *grabs Takuya and runs for the Purple Tea Cup*
Operator: *starts the machine and all the Cups go into motion*
Ruki: *starts spinning the wheel*
Izumi: Ha! I can spin quicker than you. *starts spinning*
Ruki: Let's see about that *spins quicker*
Izumi: *spins as quick as she can and suddenly the cup flies out of the
ride*
Ruki: *spins as quick as she can and same thing happens*
All: AHHHH!!! *falls in the Kameha's director's room*
Kameha: HEY! Don't touch my plushies!!! *runs inside*
Ruki: What the hell is this? *picks up the Ruki plushie* AHHHH!!
Kameha: I told you not to touch.
Karika: *walks in* What's happening? *looks around to see a room full of
Ruki plushies except
for a small shelf of other digimon characters*
Kameha: ^-^;;;
All: WHAT THE ****?
Kameha: ^_^;;; CUT?
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Kameha: ACTION!
Kameha: *presses the sound button but no music plays* Mwahahaha!
Door: *knocks*
Izumi: *startled by the sound dropped the knife on her-* What?
Ruki: *startled by the sound walks back and trips over her suitcases and
off the balcony into
the- * AHHHH!!!
Karika: WHAT BUTTON DID YOU PRESS?
Kameha: Umm... Switching Bodies?
Karika: BAKA!
Kameha: ^-^;;; You're welcome!
Izumi and Ruki: *glares at Kameha*
Kameha: Hehehehe... *thinks* I'm dead... but one last word... CUT!
~~~~~~
Kameha: ACTION!
Ruki: 'This is easy.' *raises the knife above the supposingly sleeping
figure but she couldn't see the face since she covered the face with her
shadow*
Izumi: *tiptoes right behind Ruki*
Kameha: *presses the sound button and classic plays* Mwahahaha! Hm?
Karika: WHAT?
Ruki: ?_?
Izumi: -_-;;;
Izumi and Ruki: *starts dancing with Takuya and Takato*
Kameha: ^-^;;;
Karika: BAKAMON! DON'T EVER PRESS THE WRONG BUTTON AGAIN! YOU DISTRACTED
THEM AGAIN!
Izumi and Ruki: *starts stepping on Takuya and Takato's feet*
Boys: T.T Oww....
Ruki: *is wearing high heels*
Izumi: *is wearing shoes with hard heels*
Boys: YOOOOEEEEEEEWWWW!!!
Kameha: Okay... ^_^;;; Cut!
~~~~~~~
Kameha: ACTION!
Ruki: Hehehe. Quiet as a mouse. *pulls out a knife*
Izumi: *watched* 'I knew she was going to kill me!' *crept out of the
curtain but gets caught in the curtain* AHHH!!! *lands on Ruki*
Ruki: *looks at the hand* WHERE THE HELL IS IT?
Kameha: *looks at her foot* Ow.... AHHHHH!!!!
Karika: Next time go for your foot rather than my cousin's ok?
Ruki: No Prob! ^-^;;; Say CUT!
Kameha: Cut!
~~~~~~
Karika: Since Kameha is still recovering, ACTION!
Ruki: * screams * Get out of here!!! *kicks Takato out the room *
owowowowow my right toe
Takato: but you don't have a right toe
Ruki: oh ya, WHAT HAPPEN TO MY RIGHT TOE?
Izumi: I ATE IT! *smiles triumphantly*
Ruki: WHAT?
Izumi: What?
Ruki: You ate my toe?!?!?!
Izumi: EWWWWW... That was a TOE?!?!? *runs to the washroom and barfs there*
Ahhh... Much better!
Kameha: AHHH! THE WASHROOM IS FLOODING! *suddenly a wave of water comes by
and wipes Kameha, Karika and Ruki away*
Izumi: What? I thought water was free! So I left the tap on!;
Karika: CUT!
~~~~~~
Kameha: ACTION!
Takuya: *picks up Izumi* No, she just dropped the knife on her foot.
Izumi: That's it? She wasn't scared of me?
Takuya: Nope but the doctor is trying to get the toe back.
Izumi: *bursts into laughter* Stupid Miss too good at playing cards, she
can't even hold a knife properly. *suddenly chokes out a small shark*
Takuya: What the? Sharky? *he picks up the sharky and examines it*
Sharky: *grins his usual grin*
Takuya: Aww... Shoot... *gets bitten by Sharky*
Karika: How did Sharky get there?
Ruki and Kameha: *whistles*
Izumi and Karika: *evil glare in their eyes*
Ruki and Kameha: Ehehehehehe.... ^-^;;; Cut....
*Scene censored*
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Kameha and Karika:
AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
!!!! (ACTION!)
Izumi: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'vvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee
gggggggggggggggoooooooootttttttttttttt aaaaaaaaaaaa
nnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
nnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ffffffffffffooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrr
yyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSSSSS
HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG????????????? (Izumi: I've got a
new name for you! What's happening?)
Karika: OOOOOOOPPPPPSSS * presses the sound button* There!
All: -_-;;;
Karika: What? There's a first time for everything!
Kameha: YOU WASTED TAPE!
Karika: Oops... Hehehe... ^-^;;; CUT! *slams her hand on another button and
turns words into swears*
Kameha: *** ** * *****! (Karika!)
Karika: ****!
~~~~~~
~When they got to the Pool~
Ruki: *walks out and take a deep breath* Ahhh. What a wonderful day!
Izumi: Whatever.
Ruki: Zippede dodah! Zippediday! My o' my, What a wonderful day!
Pikarilles: Okay. *eats Kameha's cooking and turns green then purple* It..
Is.. Unique. *turns around to barf*
Kameha: MINE IS UNIQUE!
Pikarilles: And the one I'm going to choose to be cooking in Chapter 3 is..
Karika: Me. Me. Me.
Kameha: Not me. Not me. I don't wanna get Ruki sick.
Pikarilles: KAMEHA!
All: DARN IT!
Kameha: -_-;;; Uhh. Thanks..
Karika: I HATE YOU!!! *runs out the door*
Kameha: *thinks* Poor Karika.
Karika: *suddenly comes back to grab Kameha and Kameha's cooking* WE HAVE A
FIC TO DO!!!
Kameha: Ummm. Ok..
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Behind the scenes:
The missing actors
Kameha: 5 minutes before acting
All: Ok
Izumi: I'm hungry
Ruki: Me too, hey let's go out for lunch
Izumi: Ok, but we have to start acting in 5 minutes
Ruki: Don't worry they just have to wait
Izumi: Hey how about the bills go to Kameha
Karika: Ok Action!
.........
* The next day*
*They all wake up*
Bill person: Hi you must be Kameha I'm the bill person, your bill is
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars and 1 cent.
Kameha: WHAT I NEVER EVEN SPENT THAT MUCH MONEY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
Bill person: Well you spent on food 5,000,000,000,000, 000, 000
Kameha: *stares at Izumi and Ruki*
Izumi and Ruki: *burp*
BP: 2,500,000,000,000, 000, 000 on clothes
Kameha: *stares at the two*
Izumi and Ruki: *tries to push the closet shut but the closet bursts open
and the pile of new clothes falls out*
All: O.O!
BP: 2,500,000,000,000, 000, 000 on accessories, and one cent for me because
I feel like it,
Karika: I'll pay for the one cent but Kameha has to pay the rest
Kameha:T.T That's the last time I'm letting them steal my credit card.
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Kameha: *still trying to find a way to pay the bill* ACTION!
Izumi and Ruki: *sleeping*
Karika: WAKE UP!! YOU BAKAS!!
Takato and Takuya: *trying to entertain the audience until Ruki and Izumi
gets on the stage*
Izumi and Ruki: *falls off the bed and still is sleeping*
Kameha: RUKI-SAN!!! IZUMI-CHAN!!!
Izumi and Ruki: *still sleeping*
Karika and Kameha: WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Izumi and Ruki:*STILL SLEEEPING!*
Kameha: C'mon, let's switch with Takato and Takuya
Karika: Why?
Kameha: Because their jokes are really starting to stink..And I mean REAL
BAD!
Takuya: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kameha: That's the 30th time he said that joke, I was keeping count
Takato: He was going to the other side
Kameha: That was his 40th time
Karika: How is that possible?
Kameha: Takuya asked a different joke but he said the same thing
Kameha, Karika, Takato, and Takuya: *switches places so Kameha and Karika
are on the stage and Takato and Takuya were trying to wake up Ruki and
Izumi*
Takato: Hey I wonder.*whispers his plan to Takuya*
Takuya: That might just work *evil look on his face*
Takato: *walks over to Ruki which is on the other side of the room because
Karika moved her because she was punching and kicking Izumi in her sleep*
Takuya: *walks over to Izumi's bed*
Takato: *leans over to you-know-what Ruki*
Takuya: *does the same to Izumi*
Kameha and Karika: *secretly watches the scene*
Ruki: *suddenly wakes up when their faces were a centimetre apart, eyes
widen and then pounds Takato in the face multiple times*
Kameha: *thinks* Darn It!
Karika: *thinks* Rats
Izumi: *wakes up to see Takuya but waits because she knows what's going to
happen next*
Takuya: *very, very close to Izumi*
Kameha and Karika: Yes.. Yes.
Junpei: *suddenly appears and kicks Takuya*
Takuya: JUNPEI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Junpei: To see Izumi of course *raises fist to hit Takuya*
Izumi: *opens her eyes to see Takuya on the ground and Junpei looking as
though he was going to hit Takuya*
Kameha, Karika, and Izumi: *raging fire in their eyes and their all
pointing at Junpei*
Junpei: *looks around to see three angry girls ready to strike him at any
moment*
umm.uhh*shakes in fear and beads of sweat roll down*
Kameha, Karika, and Izumi: *starts pounding him REAL BAD!*
Ruki: *still pounding Takato*
~30 minutes later~
Ruki: C'mon! I'm fully awake now
Izumi: Wait! Just one more hard hit *hits Junpei so hard that he flies
around the world 3 times and lands on the other side of the world, in a
farm, in some....dog and horse poop*
Karika and Takuya: *takes Takato to the nearest hospital, but unfortunately
it was the worst in the entire world, which means that the people there
uses the most sharpest drills in the world to cure patients (it never works
to cure patients, it only hurts them even more)*
Ruki: Great, just great, Kameha went ahead of us.. and I totally forgot
what floor the stage is on
Izumi: I forgot too, Takuya knows, So does Karika
Ruki: And Takato
Izumi: But their all at the hospital
Ruki: I think it's on floor 4
Izumi: No! I think it's on floor 6
Ruki: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!
Izumi: k
Ruki and Izumi: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!
Ruki: *chooses rock*
Izumi: *chooses scissors*
Ruki: Ha! I WON! So I say it's on floor 4!
Ruki and Izumi: *goes to the elevator and goes to floor 4*
Izumi: 2nd door to the left
Ruki: I KNOW THAT! *walks past it*
Izumi: You passed the door
Ruki: I KNOW THAT! *walks past it again*
Izumi: You passed the door again
Ruki: I KNOW THAT! *walks past it once again*
Izumi: *grabs Ruki's arm and drags her on the stage*
Audience: *cheers* YAY! IT'S STARTING!
Izumi: *whispers in Izumi's ear* Why is the audience little kids?
Ruki: *shrugs*
A Director: Hey! Your not part of this show!
Ruki and Izumi: What?
A Director: This is The Barney Show!
Ruki and Izumi: Sorry *blushes and leaves the room*
Kameha: Where have you two been? And why did you exit the Barney show?
Izumi: It's all Ruki's fault!
Kameha: Camera guy, were you following them? *camera nods* Thought so...
CUT! NOO!!! THIS IS THE LAST TAPE!
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Kameha: Maybe that was a tad too long! Hehehe.
Karika: ^-^;;; Well, Review and feel free to criticize! Next set of
bloopers are in Ch. 16!
Kameha: In which we'll never EVER get to! *glomps the Ruki plushies*
