The Hilarious Adventures of Ruki and Izumi

By Kameha and Karika

Kameha: We don't own Digimon Frontier nor Digimon Tamers!

Karika: Guess what?

Kameha: What is it?

Karika: We made a puzzle!

Kameha: Oh yeah! For all you Jigsaw puzzle lovers, Have we got the puzzle for you! If you love Puzzles and this fic, this is the best puzzle you'll ever play! Find it here!

Karika: Anyways, enough blabbing, thanks to our reviewers:

Cluehunter Karoru (*both bows down to the loyal reviewer*)

Midnight (^-^)

Soliel (^-^)

Bump in the Night (Another loyal reviewer!)

Tache (Hey Tache, I was wondering... Do I know you from Yabber.net? Cuz a friend of mine is also named Tache but I'm not sure. If you are, HI!!! Cuz I'm Chibi Ruki/Kameha ^-^)

Terry Bogard (^-^ Maybe We'll think about it...)

Death2u (^-^ Glad you liked it)

Kameha: Now, Let's go kick Digital BUTT!!!

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Ch. 7

Takato: *wakes up* Huh? *sees Doc* Uhh... Hi... Doc... How... is... Ruki... doing... is she ok?

Doc: *sweatdrops* What are you talking about? You're the one that's injured! Not her!

Takato: I'm not injured... *tries to get up but falls on the floor*

Door: *suddenly swings open*

Ruki: ORIMOTO!!! GIVE ME BACK MY CARDS!!! *chases Izumi*

Takuya: *wakes up* What's all the racket?

Izumi: *runs over the patients and tips over the beds making the beds rest on the patients rather than vice versa*

Doc: O.O!

Takato:....ow.....ow....ow.....

Takuya: OW!....ow....

Ruki: *chases Izumi and the two jumps on the flipped up beds*

Doc: *tries to stop them* STOP IT!!! DON'T HURT THE PATIENTS!!!

Both: *runs over the doctor and runs out the door*

Doc: Well, I guess I have to see the Doc too... Ow....

Takuya: *finally struggles free* What are they up to now?

Takato: Ow... Ow... Ow...

Takuya: *tries to help Takato up* Umm... Takato, the pain is over right now...

Takato: Ow... Ow... Ow...

Takuya: -_-;;;

Ruki: *runs back over the patients* I almost forgot Sharky! *grabs Shakry and runs over them once more*

Izumi: Makino! Can you get Blab?

Ruki: Uh... Ok... *runs over them again and grabs Blab and runs over them again!*

Kameha: Oh my goodness!

Ruki: What? *runs over Kameha*

Kameha: *flattened as a pancake* Carry on with the fic! Ow... Ow... Ow...

Ruki: *throws Blab to Izumi*

Izumi: *misses Blab and he flies out the window* Awww... Shoot...

Blab: *does the little spiderman thing and flies through the window and lands in Izumi's arms*

Izumi: Well, what are the chances of that?

Ruki: Where are we going now?

Sharky and Blab: *thinking* HUNGRY!!!!! MUST EAT FOOD BEFORE I KILL YOU FOR NOT FEEDING US!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Takuya: *finally gets up*How about we go to the mall? *gets bitten by Sharky* Or not...

Takato: *recovers too*Well, we could go buy some food for the little guys.

Sharky and Blab: *thinks* Now you're talking our language!

~At the pet store~

Ruki: You know, it smells like a zoo in here!

Takuya: That's because it IS a zoo!

Izumi: *has heart shaped eyes* LOOK AT ALL THE CUTE LITTLE ANIMALS! I WANT HIM! NO NO, I WANT THIS GUY! OR THIS GUY OR THIS LITTLE BABY ONE OR WAIT THIS ONE...

All: -_-;;;

Sharky: *eyes the goldfish section carefully*

Blab: *evil grin at the fish section as well*

Kameha: So... Ok.... Blab is not acting like a whale, AND he eats fish! I know, It's impossible! But it's called a little imagination and FANFICTION!

Takuya: Well, how are we going to find shark and whale food?

Blab: *starts wailing*

Kameha: HAHAHAHAHA! Pun!!! GET IT? A WHALE THAT'S WAILING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *gets bitten by Sharky* Ow... Ow... Ow...

Takuya: Aww... Poor little guy... *thinks* I can't wait to get rid of this accursed thing! It's not human I tell you! *back to talking*Looks like we can't do anything about it, we'll have to set them free!

Izumi: Not so fast! We haven't even asked them what they want yet...

Takuya: Izu! Whales can't talk!

Blab: Ya sure about that?

All except Izumi: O.O!

Izumi:...

Blab: What?

Izumi: CUTE!!! IT MAKES HIM MORE CUTER! *hugs Blab*

Takuya: *thinks* I want a HUG!!!

Takato: I wonder if Sharky can talk... *thinks* If he can, maybe Ruki will think he's a freak of nature and set him free! *back to talking* Sharky, can you talk?

Sharky: Hell ya!

Ruki: KOOL!!!! *hugs Sharky and gives him a peck on the cheek*

Takato: *has Syaoran's glare (A/N: From CCS and LOL That glare is Priceless!!!)*

Sharky: Can you get me a extra large tank of goldfish? I'm hungry!

Blab: Me too!

Both Girls: OK! *looks at the tank that stores the most fish* I'LL BUY THIS TANK! NO! I'M BUYING IT! NO! I'M BUYING IT!

Ruki: Fine! First one to feed their pet until it's full, WINS THE REST OF THE TANK!

Izumi: I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT MISS TOO GOOD AT PLAYING CARDS!

Ruki: Let the battle BEGIN!

Boys: Ruki/Izumi, I'm not so sure about this...

Girls: Aww... C'mon! Let's go!

Ruki: Heh! I'll win for sure! *grabs the nets and catches fish and stuffs it down Sharky's throat*

Izumi: *does the same* I'll win! Just you wait and see! *shoves it down Blab's throat*

Takuya: *tries to stop Izumi*

Izumi: *drops Blab and doesn't notice she picked up Takuya's head and fills it with goldfish*

Takato: Ruki! That's not a good idea! *knocks Sharky out of her hands*

Ruki: *picks up Takato and shoves the goldfish in his mouth*

Boys: *cough cough cough*

Girls: *shoves more larger fish in their mouths*

Boy: O.O!!! *thinks* Now we know what a turkey feels like!

Ruki: *thinks but never has the chance to look down* Hmmm... Maybe Sharky doesn't feel too well today...*looks around and grabs a random bottle that Sharky secretly handed her and pours it in Takato's mouth*

Takato: What's this strange feeling? *suddenly starts shrinking*

Ruki: *still is feeding Takato and spills the bottle in Takuya's mouth too*

Takuya: Wha? *starts shrinking*

Babies: *smirks*

Sharky: I knew that is going to work.

Blab: Yep!

Boys: WAHHHHH!!!

Ruki and Izumi: *looks down* WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TWO??!?!?!?!?

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Kameha: I know I'm losing my humor but there's alot more to come! It's just the beginning of one messed up Hawaiian Adventure!

Karika: Please review and check out the game at

Both: Also, this is the best fic, best reviewed, longest fic we've ever written so keep the reviews coming and to keep the ideas flowing into our insanity minds!

Kameha: Remember! Thanks to Bump in the Night! I'm Insanity Twin #1!

Karika: I'm Isanity Twin #2

Both: And together, WE'RE THE INSANITY TWINS! 1
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