The Hilarious Adventures of Ruki and Izumi

By Kameha and Karika
Kameha: Sorry it took so long to update! It's Karika's fault again!

Karika: Mine? It was yours!

Kameha: Yeah right. Anyways we don't own digimon tamers or frontier.

BlueRenamon: Thanks to our loyal reviewers:

Cluehunter Karoru (Thanks for telling us about the paragraph thingy! Kameha was being Lazy to double space it during school) Kameha: Did I even have a choice? The Teacher was staring at all of us every minute!

Bump in the Night

Katelyn

Samantha

Midnight

Kameha: *chases Karika* Now, Let's go kick some real digital butt! *Kicks Karika*

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Ch. 6

~Where do you suppose you'll see them all the time? HOSPITAL! ~

Izumi: MAKINO!

Ruki: it was your fault you opened the box *laughs*

Izumi: Why you little *beep*

Kameha: You put in the *beeping* censors?

Karika: Kameha! You know kids are reading this!

Kameha: *mimics Karika's voice* you know kids are reading this!

Karika: *kicks Kameha* *beeping beep* Opps. Did I say that?

Kameha: *nods*

Karika: Shut up! *Slaps Kameha*

Ruki: It's not polite for a lady to swear *laughs*

Takato: Umm.. Right.

Takuya: You took the words right out of my mouth.

Doc: *walks in*

Kameha: *presses the tense music button* *lightning crashes and thunder is heard in the background* Mwahahahahaha!

Karika: *drags Kameha away*

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *takes a deep breath* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT'S YOU! NOT AGAIN! OH MY GOSH! IT'S THE DOC!

Izumi: *runs and jumps out the window*

Ruki: O.O! Isn't it 20 feet from here? *Quickly looks down and hears a crash*

Izumi: *opens the door and walks in* Ouch! That hurt!

Doc: How is it possible that you're still alive?

Izumi: DUH! It's a fanfic!

Doc: Oh Izumi: That reminds me, who was the cook in Ch. 3?

Kameha: *whistles*

Ruki and Izumi: DIE! *attacks Kameha*

Izumi: Hey! Why am I attacking her? The food was good!

Ruki: You've got some weird taste buds! Wait a second! Shouldn't we be killing Takuya?

Izumi: And Takato

Ruki and Izumi: FOR THE STUPID PRESENTS.

Boys: *gulps* Girls: *evil glinted in their eyes*

~5 minutes later~

Kameha: Well. You always hurt the one you love. PAINFULLY!

Izumi: I'm getting out of here!

Ruki: Me too!

Izumi: I've got an idea! Hunka Beach! (Non-existent, if it was, what a coincidence!)

Ruki: OKAY! That all right you guys?

Boys: Ughhh. *still unconscious*

Ruki: Whohoo! Let's go!

~10 minutes later~

Ruki and Izumi: *their swimsuits*

Ruki: I've got an idea; let's see who can bring back the coolest animal on the beach!

Izumi: No cute!

Ruki: Cool!

Izumi: Cute!

Both: BOTH! OKAY! *Both runs off*

~Where Izumi is which is on a boat. With a paddle~

Izumi: Heh. I'll show her! I'll just need to find the cutest animal!

?: *surfaces*

Izumi: Or mammal.

?: *swims away*

Izumi: NO WAIT COME BACK! I CAN'T *boats sinks* what are the chances of that? *Bubbles from where she sinks*

Karika: IZUMI! NO!

~Where Ruki is, in which she is swimming~

Ruki: *continues swimming* Where am I? Oh well! I'll beat Izumi for sure! I just need to find a cool animal!

?: *surfaces*

Ruki: So, you finally came out of your hiding spot!

??: *shark fin appears from behind Ruki*

?: *swims away*

Ruki: Hey! Get back here!!! *Finally notices the shadow* AHHHHH!!!!

Kameha: RUKI!!!

~Where Takuya and Takato are, in which they just arrived at Hunka Beach~

Takuya: Wow! It's such a nice day at Hunka Beach!

Takato: You bet! Where are the girls?

Takuya: Beats me, but chill, and breath the fresh air!

Both: *takes a deep breath and exhales*

Izumi: TAKUYA! *Runs and hugs Takuya*

Takuya: Why are you wet? I thought you couldn't swim.

Izumi: It turns out that I was looking for the cutest animal when the boat started sinking and then I fell in. But I was trying to surface and my feet touched the bottom and found out the water was only 1 foot deep.

Takuya: O.o Oh. So whatcha got there? *Points to the mini aquarium*

Izumi: *giggles* It's cute! It's a baby whale!

Takuya: What? It's only 2 inches!

Izumi: That's why it's a baby!

Takuya: *picks it up*Awww. It's so cute!

Baby Whale: *cries* (A/N: I'm not sure if they can do that. It's hard to concentrate on the fic if you try and type during Sex Ed. class) *poops*

Takuya: AHHH! What the *beep* is that? *Examines the yellow *beep**

Izumi: IT LIKES YOU!

Takato: More like he hates you!

Takuya: Shuddup!

Ruki: *runs in* Look at this! *Holds up a mini aquarium*

Takato: Please don't tell me it's a baby whale.

Ruki: No! It's a baby shark!

Takato: O.O! WHAT?

Ruki: Look! It's so cool!

Takato: But it's vicious! It tears flesh and-

Ruki: I stuck my finger in the aquarium and he didn't bite me! You try! Takato: Okay. *sticks in finger in the aquarium*
Baby Shark: *bites his finger*

Takato: Owww. *waves it around but it's still there* Ahhhhh!!!

Baby Shark: *still biting* Takato: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!! AHHH!!!

Karika: I'll save you!

Kameha: We're still writing the fic, we'll save your boyfriend later.

Takato: *finally gets it off* AHH!!! It's vicious!

Ruki: *laughs*

Baby Shark: *grins and shows its small sharp teeth*

Takato: *hugs Ruki* DON'T LET HIM KILL ME!!!

Izumi and Takuya: *laughs*

Takato: Shuddup!

Ruki: But it loves you!

Takato: As if, that thing is supposing going to *beep*

Baby Shark: *jumps up and bites Takato's butt*

Takato: AHHH!!! THIS THING HAS RABIS!

Ruki: It's affection! You always hurt the one you love!

Takato: *gets it off* More like hate, accursed monster!

Ruki: I'm keeping Sharky!

Takato: Sharky?

Izumi: Yeah, and I'm keeping Blab!

Takuya: Blab?

Ruki and Izumi: We're leaving so take care of our new pets! *Runs back to the beach*

Boys: Yeah right. Takuya: Well, what are we going to do with the monsters?

Takato: Let's kill 'em!

Takuya: Ya!

Babies: *looks at each other and nods*

Boys: They are harmless after all!

Babies: *jumps out and does their stuff* Hell No!

Boys: Scratch that thought. AHHH!!! *Faints*

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Kameha: Okay, we want more reviews or we are not writing another chapter again! Oh Yeah, Doesn't anyone has a live journal pass? CUZ I REALLY WANT A LIVE JOURNAL!!!

Karika: *hits Kameha on the head* So read and REVIEW! Both: Until Next Time! 1
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