The Hilarious Adventures of Ruki and Izumi

By Kameha and Karika
Kameha: I don't own Digimon Tamers or Frontier!!

Karika: If we did, this would have been a special.

Kameha: Sorry for the late update since Karika was being lazy!

Karika: AM NOT!

Kameha: ARE TOO!

BlueRenamon: Well, also, cuz Kameha was in a car crash

Kameha: But I'm fine! Good thing I was wearing my seatbelt and Karika is lazy.

Karika: AM NOT!

Kameha: Are too!

BlueRenamon: Thanks to our reviewers:

Love Star

Cluehunter Karoru/CluehunterC/Crazy Karoru

Terry Bogard

Bump in the Night

Kameha: Let's kick some real Digital butt!

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Kameha: Scene sets off in YOU KNOW WHERE! IF NOT, YOU NEED TO GET WITH THE PROGRAM!!! Hospital!

Izumi: *wakes up* What the ****? *slaps the doctor*

Doc: What was that all about?

Izumi: You keep putting that face in front of me! *slaps him again*

Doc: O.o

Izumi: Is that really your face or are you trying to be funny? *almost slaps him again but falls back down and snores*

Doc: I guess that medicine helps after all.

Takuya: How long is she going to be out for?

Doc: About 2 hours.

Takuya: ok *hands Doc 2 box* Give this to ToeLose- I mean Ruki and Izumi after she gets up ok?

Doc: Awww... How nice, you really are a nice boyfriend after all! Will you be mine?

Takuya: *backs away* I-I-I'm reserved for Izumi but thanks! *runs out the door*

Doc: I was just kidding after all! I'm not gay.

Takato: *walks in* What was up with him?

Doc: Don't ask me.

Takato: Is Ruki going to be ok? She's being sleeping for quite a while.

Doc: She'll be fine, Fish Swallower will be fine too.

Takato: *walks over to Ruki's bed* *thinks* I wonder if... *leans over to kiss Ruki*

Kameha and Karika: Yes... Yes...

Ruki: *has a sudden reflex and pounds Takato in the face*

Kameha and Karika: Dang it!

Takato: I guess I'd better not try. *hands the Doc 2 boxes* Give these to Fish Inhal- I mean Izumi and Ruki.

Doc: Awww... How nice...

Takuya: *runs back and drags Takato away*

Doc: I didn't even get to say my little joke...

Kameha: 1 hour later, Ruki and Izumi wake up to find presents.

Ruki: More Presents for me!!

Izumi: No I get more!

Ruki: No! I get more, cuz I'm specialler!

Izumi: Uh Uh, I'm more beautiful!

Ruki: Beautiful my butt! You're just an ugly Fashion freak.

Karika: You'll pay for that Ruki!!! I'll blast you to **** if I have to!

Izumi: You're even uglier!

Kameha: You'll pay for that Izumi! How dare you say that! You'd better die or else!

Doc: *comes in* Seems like sibiling rivalary here.

Izumi: So, That's why Takuya gave me two presents!

Ruki: I got two presents from Takato! So there! :P

Doc: What's the difference, one was from Takato and One was from Takuya. YOU BOTH GOT TWO!

Both: *counts fingers* Hey, we did get the same amounts presents. I knew that! See I told you *points to each other* No You didn't I did! No I did!

Doc: *shakes head*

Ruki: *opens her presents* Cool! I got a booster pack and a bracelet from Takato and a... a.... *blood starts boiling* WHAT THE ****?!?!?!?!?!

Izumi: Hahahahaha! You got a How to use knives without cutting your toe book?! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! *rolls over laughing and knocks over a glass of water splashing Ruki*

Ruki: *thinks* Note to self: KILL TAKUYA AT ALL COSTS, EVEN IF HE IS TAKATO'S BEST FRIEND!!!

Izumi: *opens her presents* I got a necklace from Takuya! *jumps on the bed and entire floor falls down onto another floor* I also got a...a...

Ruki: A Fishing Rod and Bait for Starters Set! Wow, you really do like your seafood then!*rolls over laughing and knocks over Izumi's bed knocking Izumi flying into a wall*

Izumi: SHUT UP! *launches a punch at Ruki*

Doc: *stops it* Girls, Girls, Girls,

Ruki: There's only 2 of us here.

Doc: Stop fighting with each other for once, I'm going to another hospital today so I need you to be on your best behavior for the new Doc.

Both: Yipee!!! *dances around* He's leaving, He's leaving, He's really really leaving!

Doc: O.o *walks away*

Izumi: What day is it?

Ruki: Sunday... That means...

Both: WE'RE GOING TO MISS OUR PLANE! *runs out the door knocking over everyone who steps in there way and causing the building to shake*

~Girls Hotel~

Karika: They both run in and or course, Takato and Takuya already paid for the rooms so quickly pack their bags and run.

~Airport~

Takato: I hope they get here fast.

Takuya: Let's hope they don't get here.

Takato: Scared of Ruki now are we? Then again, I'm scared of Izumi too...

Both: Let's hope they partially like the presents.

Person: Tickets please!

Both: *hands him their tickets*

Person: *gives them back* Thanks, have a nice trip.

Izumi and Ruki: *runs in and sticks the tickets in the Person's mouth* Here's our tickets *pulls the Person's teeth out and the tickets and runs inside the plane *

Person: *yells after them* MY TEETH! GIVE EM BACK!

Takato and Takuya: *quickly runs into the plane*

Takato: Let's hope that person doesn't know we know Izumi and Ruki... We should hide! *hides under a persons leg than realized that she was wearing a skirt* Aww Nuts... This is not my day... SORRY!

Lady: PERVERT! *slaps Takato*

Takuya: Good idea... *drags Takato away*

Ruki: I want the window seat!

Izumi: No way! *pushes Ruki*

Ruki: No fair!

Izumi: Ladies First!

Ruki: What the? I'm a lady too!

Izumi: You're not a proper lady!

Ruki: Grrr... FINE!

Izumi: *sits down*

Ruki: *sits beside her*

Speaker: We are nowing leaving Edmonton Alberta, Destination: Honolulu Hawaii

Izumi: Yay! Hawaii here we come!

Kameha: I'm going to miss our hometown...

Karika: It's just for a long while.

Kameha: O.o I know...

Ruki: *calls the flight attendant* Hey, can I get a plate of rice and a glass of water?

FA: Sure *hands over glass of water and the plate of rice*

Ruki: Thanks *pours rice all over Izumi*

Izumi: MAKINO!

Ruki: Oppss... Sorry, I didn't mean to do that, here let me help clean it up with COLD WATER *pours it all over Izumi*

Izumi: MAKINO!

Takuya: Do you think it was a good idea for them to have seats beside each other?

Takato: It seemed like a good idea at the time. See look, they're getting along with each other.

Takuya: *sees food flying everywhere from row 50* Takato, I think you need a new pair of goggles...

~5 hours later~

Kameha: The entire plane is covered in food.

Karika: At least the inside is...

Kameha: Yep!

Speaker: We are now landing in destination Honolulu Hawaii.

Izumi: Shut up! I'm trying to sleep *throws a glass of water at the speakers and the speakers blow up and tiny flames fall from the ceiling setting some people on fire*

Ruki: O.O!

Izumi: What are you staring at?

Ruki: Nothing.... *gives Izumi a box*

Izumi: What's this? Don't tell me it's a bomb!

Ruki: It's not Fish Inhaler, It's your present! Stupid!

Izumi: You got me a present?!?!? And I never got you anything... *eyes become watery*

Ruki: Whatever...

Izumi: *opens the gift and there laid some flowers* Aww... You're being too nice Toeloser...

Ruki: Read the note!!!! Don't call me by that name either!

Izumi: *sees the note that laid beside it and read*

Dear baka,

Happy Birthday. Hope you day is filled with joy and happiness and stuff... Whatever... Nothing else to say. Yep.... Oh, I'm also sorry for all the mean things I did to you... Egads, I'm being to nice! Later! Sincerly,

Ruki Makino

PS I left the Big "B" in baka in the plane somewhere. It should come back right about now or something...

Speaker: You are now starting to land in Honolulu. Please fasten your seat beats.

Ruki: *fastens her seat belt*

Izumi: What Big "B" are you talking about?

Ruki: You'll see, It's here! *ducks her head*

Izumi: What?!?! *sees a big huge "B" right on her shoulder*

Karika: The Bee isn't that big!

Kameha: I'm scared of Bees and yes! It's 1 inch!

Karika: I still say it's not that big!

Kameha: That's because you're not afraid of Bees! *hides behind Karika*

Karika: Kids these days...

Izumi: EEKKK!!!! *jumps out the window*

Ruki: *hears this and gives some sugar to the Queen Bee*

BlueRenamon: *ears perk up* SUGAR?!?!?!

Kameha: *drags BlueRenamon out of the scene*

Ruki: Well, you've done well Queen Bee, I hope Fashion Freak likes her present. She was also the first one to land in Hawaii. Let's meet her at the hospital shall we?

Takato: Was it just me or did Izumi jump out the window?

Takuya: And Ruki was talking to a bee?

Both: Weird...

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BlueRenamon: SUGAR!!!

Ruki: NO! IDIOT!

Big B: *chases after her*

Kameha: Just leave her be, She'll be shocked at what bees can do!

Karika: You'd better beelieve it!

Kameha: Stop with all the Bee puns Karika!

Karika: Awww... But it's fun! Bee Nice!

Kameha: Bee Quiet... *drags Karika away* Remember to Read and Review! 1
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