The Hilarious Adventures of Ruki and Izumi

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Kameha: Hey! That's my line! If you didn't know, we are going to bump it to PG.

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Ch. 4

~In the Hospital~

Izumi woke up to see the doctor once again.

Izumi: Why do I always wake up to see you in front of my face? *punches the doctor out the window*

Ruki: O.o

Takuya: When it just happens you were struck by lightning.

Takato: Luckily Takuya found you, or else who knows what Ruki would have done?

Ruki: I wasn't going to kill her!!! *thinks* Maybe I would have.

Izumi: Who won the contest?

Takato: Culumon and Guilmon.

Izumi: Okay. Anyways, I'm going to get out of here before the doctor comes back. I don't want to spend my birthday in the hospital. *Gets out of bed*

Ruki: *raises an eyebrow and glares*

Takuya and Takato: BIRTHDAY?!?!?!

Izumi: You all didn't know?

Takato and Takuya: *shakes head*

Ruki: What day are you born?

Izumi: May 20

Ruki: What time?

Izumi: 12:00 PM and 1 second after that.

Ruki: Ha! I'm older than you!!!

Izumi: What how can this be? *grabs Ruki by the collar*

Ruki: Hehe. May 20, 12:00 EXACTLY 12:00 PM!!!

Izumi: *pouts* Hmpf! *throws Ruki onto the ground and she grabs the nearest table and throws it at Ruki*

Takuya and Takato: O.O!

Ruki: AHH!!!

Kameha: I just made this up since I didn't know their birthdays. But thanks to Love Star for telling me that Ruki-san's Birthday is in the spring and Izumi's in May. *thumbs up* Thanks alot

~Back to the Fantasy Land Hotel and in the boy's room~

Takato: I didn't know it was their birthday.

Takuya: Me neither. *sips some pop*

Kameha: Technically, Takato did know in Movie 6.

Takato: I know! I can use the money I got from tap dancing!

Takuya: *sprays pop from his nose* TAP DANCING?!?!?!?!

Takato: *nods*

Takuya: Sorry, but that is just funny.

Takato: We can bring the surprises to them! All we can do is bring the cake and presents to them when they least expect it.

Takuya: That's a great idea Takato!

~Girls Room~

Izumi: I can't believe you're older than me!!!

Ruki: Oh well, I'm going to take a shower so don't let any of the boys go into the bathroom.

Izumi: Don't worry, I won't *smirk*

Ruki: If you do, you'll have another drowning in the swimming pool!

Izumi: Okay. *plans comes up in mind*

Ruki: *goes into the bathroom*

Izumi: Hehehe.

~Bakery~

Takuya: I want the large double chocolate cake please!

Takato: How about Strawberry, Ruki will kill me if it's chocolate.

Takuya: She hates strawberry too.

Takuya: I know, actually make that half strawberry and half chocolate. Make it say Happy Birthday Ruki on the Strawberry side and Happy Birthday Izumi on the Chocolate side.

Man: Ok, Come back in 10 minutes...

Takato: Sure thing!

~Girls Room~

Izumi: *hears the sound of showering noise* Hehe. *picks the lock and silently opens the door*

Ruki: Zutto Zutto Issho ni aru to ano yuuhi ne ya kusoku shita kara.

Izumi: *thinks* what a freak! She sings in the shower!!!

Karika: On the table lies Ruki's jeans, T-shirt and her umm. undergarments.

Izumi: What the.. *picks up the underwear* *thinks* There's pink hearts on her underwear!!! *grabs all the clothes but Ruki's towel and runs through the door*

~Back to the Boys~

Takato: Since we got the cake and presents, let's go and surprise them.

Takuya: Yeah, C'mon!

~Girl's Room~

Izumi: I bet she's going to scream when she finds out its missing.

Ruki: ORIMOTO!!! *runs out with only a towel* GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES NOW!!!

Door: *opens to reveal Takato and Takuya with cake and presents*

Takuya and Takato: SUPRI- O.O! *nosebleed*

Izumi: *thinks* I didn't mean for this to happen..

Ruki: *blushes furiously* GET OUT!! *throws the suitcases that them*

Boys: *runs through the door and closes it*

~Outside~

Takato: Maybe we should have knocked..

Takuya: Yeah. Was the pink heart underwear Ruki's? Izumi-chan was holding onto those. and all of Ruki-chan's clothes too.

Takato: Yeah I think so.

~Inside~

Ruki: YOU BAKA LIGHTNING FAHSION FREAKISH ITILIAN FISH INHALING ORIMOTO!!!

Izumi: I didn't know it was the boys.

Ruki: *grabs the clothes and goes to the bathroom*

Izumi: *holds up a pair of underwear from behind her* Hehehe..

Ruki: *comes back out and takes the underwear from Izumi and goes back in*

Izumi: Hehehe. *laughs alot*

~10 minutes later~

Ruki: If it wasn't my birthday Orimoto, you would have been dead!

Izumi: Yeah right. Just don't lose your underwear again *giggles*

Door: Is it safe to come in now?

Ruki: Yes!

Takuya and Takato: SURPRISE!!!

Izumi: Yay! Party time!!!

Ruki: You shouldn't have Gogglehead.

Takato: I had to *gives Ruki a peck on the cheek*

Ruki: *blushes*

Izumi: CAKE!!! *runs around screaming*

Takuya: -_-;;;

Takato: Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday Dear Izumi-chan and Ruki-chan! Happy Birthday to you!!!

Ruki: I've got a song for Izumi! Happy birthday to you! You belong in a zoo, you really smell like poo!! Happy Birthday to you!

Izumi: Me too Happy Birthday to you! You smell like poo! You fart like a baboon! Happy Birthday to you!!!

Ruki: Oh yeah? *pushes play on the stereo*

Once a year we celebrate,

With stupid hats and plastic plates,

The fact that you were able to make

Another trip around the sun.

Izumi: And the whole clan gathers 'round,

And gifts and laughter do abound.

And we let out a joyful sound

And sing that stupid song.

Ruki: Happy birthday!

Now you're one year older.

Izumi: Happy birthday!

Your life still isn't over.

Ruki: Happy birthday!

You did not accomplish much.

Both: But you didn't die this year, I guess that's good enough. *thinks * Aww too bad.

Izumi: So let's drink to your fading health,

And hope you don't remind yourself,

Ruki: Your chance of finding fame and wealth,

Decrease with every year.

Izumi: 'Cause if you feel you're doing laps,

And eating food and taking naps,

Ruki: And hoping that someday perhaps

Your life may hold some cheer.

Izumi: Happy birthday!

What have you done that matters? *thinks* Yeah? What have you done that matters Queenie?

Ruki: Happy birthday!

You're starting to get fatter. *thinks* yeah, after inhaling the crab and fishes will make you fatter

Izumi: Happy birthday!

It's downhill from now on.

Both: Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

Izumi: If cryogenics were all free,

Then you could live like Walt Disney.

Ruki: And live for all eternity,

Inside a block of ice.

Izumi: But instead your time is set.

This is the only life you get.

Ruki: And though it hasn't ended yet,

Sometimes you wish it might.

Izumi: Happy birthday!

You wish you had more money. *thinks* I'm richer than you! That's why my clothes look better!

Ruki: *smirks* Happy birthday!

Your life's so sad it's funny.

Both: Happy birthday!

How much more can you take?

Takuya and Takato: But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake!

Ruki: Happy birthday!

Izumi: Happy birthday!

Both: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR

Ruki: Fashion Freak!

Izumi: Miss too good at playing cards!

Ruki: Fish Inhaler!

Izumi: Toe Loser

Ruki: Italian Freak!

Izumi: A Pink Heart Underwear wearing Freak!

Ruki: What? You looked at my underwear?

Izumi: *giggles*

Takato: I guess you were right Takuya.

Takuya: *nods* let's go eat some cake before they finish killing each other and eat all the cake before we do.

Culumon and Guilmon: *comes through the door* what's underwear?

Takuya: Just never mind. Let's have some cake! *cuts everyone but Izumi and Ruki a piece of cake*

Ruki: You Baka!

Izumi: Kaijuu!

Ruki: I know you are but what am I?

Izumi: Grrrr.. >.<

Ruki: *smirks* Lightning Fashion Freak!

Izumi: *pushes Ruki into the chocolate side of the cake*

Ruki: *face covered in chocolate* Ewww. *grabs Izumi and dunks Izumi's head in the strawberry side*

Takuya: I know how this will turn out.

Takato: *nods* someone call the ambulance. and let's bring their presents to the hospital too.

Ruki: *pushes Izumi who trips over the suitcases and off the balcony in to the *

Kameha: Must I say more?

Izumi: *almost about to fall grabs Ruki's arm and they both fall into the swimming pool of.*

Karika: Sharks!!!

Takato: Let's go, we'll meet them at the hospital.

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Kameha: How was that?

Karika: We were hyper again!

Kameha: We had to bump the story to PG instead of G for our insaness!!!

Karika: Hoped you liked it and remember to review! Also Happy Birthday Pikarilles!

Kameha: Yeah what she said, this was put up in honor of my younger sister's birthday.

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