We lived on the 12th floor for nearly seven years and have been seeing a lot of pigeons. But not once had we seen a baby pigeon. This set me thinking and I started looking in the net whether any explanation would be available.
But because that's improbable, and because I was terribly curious about what kind of guy intentionally
associates with pigeons, I called John Heppner, president of the National Pigeon Association.
"Absolutely," he said in a sobering tone of voice when I asked if there is such a thing as a baby pigeon.
"I've been raising 'em for fifty years." What he went on to tell me gave me a new respect for the grubby,
shining, strutting, victorious pigeon.
Heppner said that back when they emerged in Asia (evidently, they were nature-living animals,
once), pigeons were cliff-dwellers. So now they balance their messy nests of sticks inside the guts of
bridges, or atop tall buildings, or on top of your air conditioner.
Secondly, pigeons are parents non pareil. They lay only two eggs at a
time, and spoil those babies shamefully. "The parents will feed the babies until they're totally feathered out," Heppner reported
proudly. "By the time they leave the nest, they'll be about the same size as the adults. You know when
people eat squab, that's when they take 'em -- when they're nice and plump." Squab, for the culinarily
challenged, being baby pigeon.
After eight or 10 days of this ambrosial diet, the parents begin mixing in solid food and water.
"They'll eat heavily, then drink a lot of water to easily chuck up the grain," Heppner enthuses, and
offering between these fascinating facts to send me photographs of fancy pigeons. "And did you know
pigeons drink like horses? Hens will lift their heads up to swallow. But pigeons put their head down and
just take a long draught."
And do the parents flinch at all this work, this cheese-making, this grain-chucking, this
drinking-like-a-horse? Of course not. "If all's going along well with the first nest, they'll build
another, right near by, and lay the next batch," Heppner says. "They'll take turns sitting on the next
set, while the other feeds up the squabs." And they'll do that four to six times a season. So, not only
are there baby pigeons, there are baby-pigeon assembly lines.
And when the fledglings do finally leave the nest, Heppner says, their plumage and size are so similar to
those of the flock they hang around with that only the practiced pigeonophile would be able to pick out
the babies.
So if you really want to see a baby pigeon, throw down a fried clam. That'll separate the men from the boys. |