More Sardarji Jokes
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When God passed out brains, I thought he said trains, and I missed mine. When God passed out looks, I thought He said books, and I didn't want any. When God passed out ears, I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones. When God passed out legs, I thought He said kegs, and I asked for two fat ones. When God passed out nose, I thought He said rose, and I asked for a big red one. When God passed out head, I thought He said bed, and I asked for a big soft one. God am I a mess? NO! COMES THE VOICE U ARE A SARDAR !!! |
A sardar was in hospital and had apparently been beaten up. A visitor asked him what happened. The sardar replied," I don't know why I was beaten. I was going by bus and had a photograph of my wife in the hand. Suddenly the photo fell down and I bent down to pick it up. I saw that a lady's sari was covering it. So I said," 'Madam, will you kindly lift your sari? I've to take a photo.' The lady and other passengers beat me. I still don't know why." Another sardar was also in the hospital and he also seemed to have been beaten up. When asked what happened, he said,"It's a long story. I went to visit my friend who was in ICU in the hospital. As I was trying to talk to him, he suddenly had a fit and was frantically trying to convey something to me. Thinking it would be his last wish, I tried to hear what he was saying. Then he made signs that he wanted to write. I gave him pen and paper, but alas, as he was writing he passed away. Thinking that the paper would contain his last wish, I gave it to his wife after the cremation. She fainted on reading it. Then her son read it and he and all others there hit me till all my bones broke. The curious friend asked, What was written in the paper?" The sardar replied, "It was written 'You are standing on my oxygen tub.........'" |
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Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 3 hours. because of a power failure. Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I once got stuck on the escalator for 2 hours. TEACHER: Santa, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? Santa Jr.: You told me to do it without using tables! |
Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?" Santa: "Hidden cameras!" Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?" Santa: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying ...'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he know what I am watching?" Banta Singh and his friend both needed new boots as winter approached. Banta finally had gotten his boots. His friend asked him, "Banta, I see you got new boots! Where did you get them?" "At the store," he answered. "Which one?" the friend asked. Banta began looking at his new boots and after a pause said, "Both of them!" |
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And for a change, an intelligent Sardar TEACHER: Banta, give me a sentence starting with "I". Banta Jr.: I is... TEACHER: No, Banta. Always say, "I am." Banta Jr.: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." |
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