Bad problem Worse solution:

Hazelwood, Missouri,

D. Mendoza had a problem. A Korea-bound jet took off from San Francisco without his girlfriend because she was running late. This was very serious. He called several times urging the airlines to hold the flight for her. But, of course, they wouldn�t.

He had to come up with something very clever to get the plane back, just for her. So he thought and he thought and had this brilliant idea. If he phones in a bomb threat, they will have to turn the plane around, and bring it back to San Francisco!

And guess what! It worked. And it will probably only cost him a mere 10 years of life.

Man hit by bus-then hit by repair bill

LONDON-Reuters,

A British man run over by a bus faced a second shock, after he received a bill for repairing the damaged the vehicle. Norman Green suffered four broken ribs in the accident in Leicester, England and was unable to work for 14 weeks.

The 51-year-old pub landlord wrote to the bus company, First Leicester, outlining his claim for damages. But then he received a bill for $845 for a broken windshield and headlamp on the vehicle.

Cruelty to animals?

England�s Royal society for the prevention of cruelty to the animals has been asked to look into the complaints concerning a contest in Cornwall.

The alleged cruelty involved �worm-coaxing�, an activity designed to lure worms from the earth to be measured.

More Laws 101 Q&A:

Reported in the Massachusetts Bar association Lawyers journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and in certain cases answers given by insightful witnesses:

12. Q: � You say the stairs went down to basements?�
Ans: Yes
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?�

13. Q: � Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn�t you?
Ans: � I went to Europe, Sir�
Q: �And you took your new wife?�

14. Q: �How was your first marriage terminated?�
Ans: �By death�
Q: �And by whose death was it terminated.�

15. Q:� Can you describe the Individual?�
Ans: � He was about medium height and had a beard�
Q: �Was this a male or female?�

16. Q: �Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice, which I sent to your attorney?�
Ans: � No, This is how I dress when I go to work.�

17. Q: � Doctor, How many autopsies have you performed on dead people?�
Ans: �All my autopsies are performed on dead people.�

18. Q: �All your responses must be oral, Ok?� What school did you go to?�
Ans: �Oral�

19 Q: �Do you recall the time that you examined the body?�
Ans: �The autopsy started around 8:30PM.�
Q: And Mr. Denington was dead at the time?�
Ans: �No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.�

20 Q: � Are you qualified to give a urine sample?�
Ans: � I have been since early childhood.�

21 Q: �Now Doctor, isn�t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn�t know about it until next morning?�

22 Q: � So the date of conception of the baby was august 8th?
Ans: Yes
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

23 Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision?

24 Q:� She had three children, right?
Ans: �Yes�
Q: How many were boys?
Ans: �None�
Q: �Were there any girls?�

Odd Laws from Connecticut:

� It is against law to dispose of used razor blades.�
� It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. Devon, CT.
� It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph,even when going to a fire. New Britain, CT.

Is this the face of a criminal?

Wrexham, Wales:

Police arrested two 16-year-old vandals who broke into an office building. It was easy to tell who the youths were without forensics.

The young vandals were playing around with the copying machine by pressing their faces against the copier, making several copies. When they fled, several perfect copies of their faces were found in the nearby trash.

Bolt from the Blue:

France- everyone told Ms. Fara that she would end up an old maid. But she always said the man she�d marry would turn up.� Come on, others all said, �he�s hardly going to drop from the sky!�

But at last Ms. Fara did marry a parachutist who accidentally landed in her garden.

Concluded