If I had a quarter for every time you’ve lied,
My home would be lined in gold
If I had a quarter for every time you’ve lied,
My car would be a limousine
If I had a quarter for every time you’ve lied,
My yard would have a pool
If I had a quarter for every time you’ve lied,
My clothes would be all brand new
If I had a quarter for every time you’ve lied,
My parents would struggle no more
But most of all, if I had a quarter for every time you’ve lied,
I would embrace you for all your lies