The British Military writes EPRs which are officer
fitness reports.

Source:  "Jackspeak:  The Pusser's Rum Guide to Royal
Navy Slanguage" by Rick Jolly, 1989.

The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness
reports is the S206.  The following are actual
excerpts taken from people's "206s"....

>His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of
curiosity.

>I would not breed from this Officer.

>This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but
more of a definitely won't-be.

>When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only
to change whichever foot was previously in there.

>He has carried out each and every one of his duties
to his entire satisfaction.

>He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

>Technically sound, but socially impossible.

>This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope -
always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not
really going anywhere.

>This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

>When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of
a granny; since then he has aged considerably.

>Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and
has started to dig.

>She sets low personal standards and then consistently
fails to achieve them.

>He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old
age.

>This Officer should go far - and the sooner he
starts, the better.

>In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to
fly below 250 feet.

>This man is depriving a village somewhere of an
idiot.

>The only ship I would recommend this man for is
citizenship.

>Works well when under constant supervision and
cornered like a rat in a trap.