 | Why do men get
smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius. |
| Why do
woman fake orgasms? Because they think men care. |
| How many men
does it take to open a beer? None she should have it open when she brings it. |
| How do you get a
sweet 80 year old lady to say F***? Get another sweet 80 year old lady to yell bingo! |
| Why don't women
blink during foreplay? There isn't enough time. |
| What do you have
when you have a green ball in one hand and a green ball in the other? Kermit the frog's undivided attention! |
| What has six
balls and screws you? The Lotto! |
| Truck driver is driving down the road. He sees a priest hitch-hiking and picks him up. A little while later he sees a lawyer in the road trying to hitch a ride. He heads right for him. At the last minute he realizes it probably isn't a good idea with the priest in the cab, so he swerves to miss him. He hears a horrifying thud anyway. "I'm sorry, I thought I missed him", he says to the priest. Priest says "that's ok I got him with the door". |