TESTING THE GUNDAM PILOTS
Dragongirl
Testing Lady Une

Name: Annie Une, but you can call me Lady Une
Age: 24 [1]
Nickname: Saint Une, Evil Une, crazy onna

Left-handed or right?
Right

Are you smart?
Well, I do believe I have a normal amount of intelligence � What kind of question is that?! Of course I'm smart!

What�s your middle name?
I have no middle name.

How many personalities do you have?
One � Aw, screw you! You got two, bitch, and you know it!

How many piercings do you have?
Two.

What was your first word?
I believe it was mommy � *snort* It was 'KILL'!

Are you superstitious?
Yes.

Do you read your horoscope?
Yes, I'm very interested in astronomy.
Do you believe in horoscopes?
BAH! Of course not!

Can you do a cartwheel?
Yes.

Do you have contact lenses?
I wear classes.
Do you have a retainer or braces?
I have no need for such a thing.

Do you snore?
Of course not!
Do you drool in your sleep?
Only when I dream about Colonel Treize � YUCK! Grow up!

Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?
Who write letters? Haven't you heard of e-mail?

Do you keep a journal?
Yes.

Do you like onions?
No.
Do you like cotton candy?
I would like to choke you with cotton candy!
Do you like pi�a coladas?
Yes.

What instrument can you play?
None.

What words do you overuse?
�Kill�.

What do you sleep in?
Nightdress � babydoll.

How many pillows do you have?
Two.

Do you like to dance?
I hate it!

Do you like to sing?
No.
Are you any good at it?
*humph* None of your business.

Do you like to talk on the phone?
No.

Do you like it where you live?
I suppose.

Is your room messy?
No, I like to be organized.

Do you like finger paint?
Finger paint is for kids!

What do you smell like?
Freshly spilled blood.

Are you organized?
Yes.

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No.
Do you sleep with your socks on?
No.

Are you shy?
No.

Do you talk to yourself?
Yes.

Got any lucky charms?
My glasses.

Are you a morning person?
Yes.

What�s your IQ?
High.

Are you a virgin?
No.
Are you proud of that?
Oh, wouldn't you like to know?

Do you believe in reincarnation?
Yes.
Do you believe in God?
No. There is no God, only me!
Do you believe in aliens?
Yes.
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
Yes. He's my boss � Don't talk bad about Mr. Treize!
Do you believe in the Loch Ness monster?
No.

What�s your favorite feature (on yourself)?
My personality.

How old do you wish you were?
My age is perfect.

What will you name your daughter?
Middie.
Son?
Treize � screw you! I will not give my son a stupid name like that!

Have you ever thought you were going to die?
Yes.

What religion are you?
None.

What�s your motto?
"Let him live of he's ugly. If there is any chance that the people would sympathize with him, kill him."

Ever�
    ...been kissed? Yes.
    ...done drugs? Yes.
    ...eaten an entire box of Oreos�? I believe I haven't.
    ...been on stage? Yes.
    ...dumped someone else? No � Yes!
    ...gotten in a car accident? No.
    ...watched �Punky Brewster�? Yes.
    ...been in love? Yes � No!

Favorite�
    ...shampoo? Whatever we have. My hair is braided and curled up anyway.
    ...toothpaste? Whatever.
    ...soap? Oh, I like the ones that smell like roses � You make me sick!
    ...type of soup? Cabbage.
    ...room in your house? Weapon stall.
    ...instrument? Give me a piano and I'll smash it!

Do you prefer�
    ...coffee or hot chocolate? Coffee.
    ...big or little? Big.
    ...lace or satin? Satin.
    ...new or old? New.
    ...Neve Campbell or Jennifer Love Hewitt? GAH! I will kill them!
    ...Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt? Oh, most likely Tom Cruise. He reminds me of Treize.
    ...Vogue or Material Girl? Material Girl.
    ...jeans or cords? Cords.
    ...sweaters or sweatshirts? Sweatshirts.
    ...t-shirts or tank tops? Tank tops.
    ...skirts or dresses? Skirts.
    ...wool or cotton? Cotton.
    ...roses or lilies? Roses � GAH! I hate roses!
    ...the way it is or the way it was? The way it is � The was it was, when I was in control.
    ...oldies or pop? Oldies.

Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend? He wishes.
Do you have a best friend? Yes, myself.

In the last 24 hours, have you�
    ...cried? Yes � Weakling.
    ...helped someone? No.
    ...gotten sick? No.
    ...gone to the movies? I don't do movies.
    ...gone out for dinner? Yes.
    ...said �I love you�? No.
    ...written a real letter? As I said, I don't write letters!
    ...moved on? Yes.
    ...talked to an ex? No.
    ...missed an ex? No.
    ...talked to someone you have a crush on? Yes � No.
    ...had a serious talk? Yes.
    ...missed someone? No.
    ...hugged someone? No.
    ...fought with your parents? My parents are dead.
    ...fought with a friend? Yes � Sure, if you think the Gundam pilots are our friends.

Do you�
    ...wear eye shadow? Yes.
    ...put on a �front�? Every day.
    ...kiss on the first date? No. Make-out on the other hand�
    ...have a crush on someone? Yes � You do, but not me.
    ...eat with you mouth open? No.

If you got a tattoo, where would it be and of what?
A tiger that looks like it's scratching it's way out of my skin.

What color is your floor/carpet in your room?
Metallic.

What was the last CD you bought?
I don't buy CD's.

How did you spend your summer?
Killing and destroying Mobile Suits.

When was the last time you showered?
This morning.

Are you�
    ...tired? Yes.
    ...lonely? No.
    ...happy? I'm never happy.
    ...wearing pajamas? I'm wearing my babydoll'.
    ...talking to someone online? No.

What are the initials of your crush/interest/spouse?
TK � Screw you!
What is your astrological sign?
Virgo
What sign is you crush/interest/spouse?
Capricorn

What time is it?
21:44

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[1] Wild guess people. Anybody who knows how old Lady Une is? Please let me know.

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