Mission: Suburbia
Lys ap Adin
Fair Play
"Pass me the binoculars."
"You mean they're at it *again*?! Good grief, don't they ever run out of energy?!"
"Apparently not..."
"Well, move over, I want a look too."
[a long pause]
"Wow. I didn't know you could *do* that with a pair of handcuffs and a box of pocky."
"Well, when it comes to these two, I've concluded that they have a limitless supply of imagination."
"Good point... oh dear Lord. The body can *bend* like that?!"
"Apparently."
[a long pause]
"Um... do you ever feel bad about watching them so often?"
"...."
"Well, I just thought I'd ask. For form's sake, you know."
"Well, I feel that if Betty and Shirley are going to leave their curtains open, they have no right to complain about it. So there."
How It All Started�
�Of Conniving Neighbors
