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| If you know me at all you are probably aware that I often mention my phobia of birds. It's an issue that I usually get mocked about, especially because people think I'm making it up, and it's not a true messes with your life phobia. My goal today is to get y'all to understand. While I was home in Nebraska my problem was analyzed over Blue Pop's in my parents kitchen. Most anyone who is reading this was there, so sorry for the repeat, but Beth told me this needed to be posted :) So here's the thing. I am afraid of birds. The reason being is that I don't like losing control. They may be smaller than I, but they have wings which give them the power to fly down, swoop at my head, and attack the ringlets out of me if they so desired. I, not having wings, am therefore on a lower level than them, thus bringing on my fear. So yes, I will state it again, I am afraid of birds because I am JEALOUS of birds. I too want wings. Did you all have a lovely 4th of July? I spent America's Independence with Russians.... very refreshing. And Friday I'm going to a Luau...yay!! I already have the perfect ensem... And I'm finally almost done at the shoe store I can't wait. My days as Allison Bundy are numbered!!!!! One last thing, come say Hello on the Message Board! I'm a freak and think it's just the greatest invention ever!!! |
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