But I do have another interesting story about this city I live in. The other day I'm at the post office. Big surprise -- I should just set up camp there. Anyway, it's always really busy, and a long line, so I'm waiting waiting waiting. I'm next up in line, so my eyes are focused on which teller will be open next, which is why I must've not noticed this myself. Usually I have very little tolerance for people who invade my bubble, but for some reason my defenses were off. Luckily Suzanne, one of my favorite post office ladies at Columbia Station 98118 caught my eye, and motioned me ever so politely to turn around. It was then that I realized I was the victim of an attempted pick pocket. Yah! I turned to my right and this man was directly beside me with his hand in my purse. First off, he's an idiot. He chooses ME to pickpocket. Nice one dude. You may get about 82 cents and a cough drop. Knock yourself out. But it was so funny because when I turned around, he just smiled, removed his hand and shrugged his shoulders as to say, "Oh hi... I was just trying to steal your identity while you went on with your daily activities. But since you seemed to notice I'll leave you alone...till next time." And then it was my turn to mail the press kits.
Let's see what else what else....Oh here's a random. Yesterday as I was working 10 hours at the Sole Outdoors by myself (fun like a barrel of rabid monkeys) this random man walked by me and said "Nice chin cleft". Ok yeah I have a chin cleft. I get it from my daddy, I'm not ashamed. However, it's not that noticable I don't think. I mean, compared to my dad's, and my nephew Maddux's, it's barely nothing. But even so....even if I had the Grand Freakin Canyon sticking from the bottom of my face, why would this guy think it's normal to comment on that? Apparently it's now in to make random comments. I'm going to try it out. From now on I'll be making verbal observations to everyone I meet.
-- "Oooh...good bald spot!"
-- "Your socks don't match"
-- "Sniff sniff....oh hey! You smell like my dog!"
-- "Wow, that is one fake tan."
-- "How often do you have to wax with arm hair like that?"