There's also no easy way to put this -- I have a growth. Not a growth, just maybe a..uh..mm, let's call it a slight imperfection. It's a really weird blister/burn/bump thingy on my left shoulder blade. I'm telling you all this for two reasons. ONE: I just noticed it and again my ADD forces me to say whatever comes to my mind, and TWO: I have just that little to say, and will say anything to avoid mopping the floor which I must do before retiring for the day.
Speaking of my lame life as Al Bundy shoe seller extraordinair, I have a pathetic story. Remember how I told you Renee Zellweger was on Leno the other night? Well she had this wrap thing on her foot, and Jay was asking what was wrong. So, she explains it, but says she doesn't want to say what it is exactly cause she can't pronouce it. I know what it is. Of course -- what shoe selling, feet measuring, comfort suggesting employee of the footwear industry wouldn't? So I look at Kodie, and tell him, " She has Planter Faciatis" He doesn't care. So I turned back to the TV and loudly told Jay "She has Planter Faciatis!" He couldn't hear me. Then Renee attempted to pronounce it, butchering from it's origin, so I smacked the bed, tossing the remote, and screamed, "SHE HAS PLANTER FACIATIS!!!!!" At this point, Kodie flew off the bed, left the room and hid in the bathtub, and I'm sure I noticed Jay and Renee exchanging an odd eyeroll.
Random Thought of the day, Courtesy of Elizabeth Anne Geiger Geiser: Chillin' with Amy MacDonald and snubbing Tiffany G. are on my list of things to do in Seattle!