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Pickup Lines

These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

So do ya wanna see something really swell?

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.