Listen to the Thunder
Hear the Winds roar
Hurricane's a-comin'
Board up the door
Load up the cannon
Call out the law
Worsest calamity
that folk ever saw
Girls run and hide
Brave men shiver
I'm Mike Fink
King of the River

(Chorus)
Oh, he's a ring-tail roarer
And a tough old alligator
Oh, he's a bulldog bully
And a real depopulator
Oh, what a fightin' devil
He'll spit right in your eye
He's gonna live forever
Born too mean to die