1) Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

     Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time." 

2) Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
         Pupil: The moon.
    Teacher: Why?
         Pupil: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the daytime when we don't need it.
 
3) Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
         Pupil: A teacher.
 
4)    Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
   Customer: What other colures do you have?
 
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
 
6)    Pupil: Did you know that the most intelligent person on earth is going deaf?
   Teacher: Really. Who is it?
       Pupil: Pardon, I don�t understand.
 
7)  Friend: How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
    Friend2: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.
 
8) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
     Student: Brotherly love.
 
9) Teacher: Now, you tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

         Pupil: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
 
10) Patient: What are the chances of my recovery doctor?
      Doctor: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.
 
11) Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible."
       Student: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again."

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