FATHER is A banker provided by nature.

RUMOUR is News that travels at the speed of sound.

CRIMINAL is A guy no different from the rest of us... except that he got caught.

WORRY is Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

BOSS is Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

PHILOSOPHER is a fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken
of when dead.

TEARS is The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by
feminine power.

MIDDLE AGE is When a man starts switching off the bedroom lights
early, not for romantic, but for economic reasons.

EXPERIENCE is the name men give to their mistakes.

ETC. is a sign used to make others believe that you know more than
that you really do.

ATOMIC BOMB is An invention to end all inventions.

DOCTOR is A person who kills your ills by pills, & kills you with his
bills.

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