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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
4. There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it?
Answers on bottom
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Professionalism Test Read this out loud: This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word only, in each line from the start.
* * * * * * * * The correct answer 1: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.
* * * * * * * * Incorrect answer 2: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and shut the refrigerator. Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door. This question tests your foresight.
* * * * * * * * Correct answer 3: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking. OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.
* * * * * * * * Correct Answer 4: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting! This question tests your reasoning ability. So ... if you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are a true professional. Wealth and success await you. If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do, but there's hope. If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint. If you answered one out of four, try selling some of your organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money. If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as law or politics.