| Joke of the week |
| So here i'm going to put jokes, or funny stuff every week or so. |
| April 21st: I just wrote a song, it's a nice little ditty. Actually, I wrote it in the bathroom, so I guess it's a Pee Ditty. November 30th: You know why Oscar is so grouchy? Cause he lives in a trash can. November 21th: Your are so stupid you took a spoon to the super bowl. November 7th: There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have friends June 23d: The bible tells people to love your neighbors, and also love your enemies. This is probobly because they are generaly the same people. June 7th: Ok so some guy is at his computer. "Why do these stupid windows keep appearing? No i don't want car insurence. NO i don't need a bank loan. No i don't want rogane! Do i look that stupid to you? OOH!!!! Shoot the duck and ge ta free i-pod, its my lucky day! Heehee oops i missed. I'll get u now! YES I GOT IT!!!!" The computer exploads. Guy whistles then slowly walks away. "Wait a seccond?!?! WHERE'S MY I-POD?!?!?!" May 21: What did the buffolo say to his son? Bye son. HAHAHAHHAHA April 11th: Guy one, "Guys, tell me how i look... be brutal now." Guys two and three, "Don't worry u look fine." Guy one, "But i hate the way i look." Guy three, "Well i don't blame u but there isn't enough time for a nose job right now! March 24th: My dad says that if I can't say anything nice, i shouldn't say anything at all... but my dad isn't here, and your a WENIE! March 19th: Ahmer: Do you know what your sister does to pizza? Me: she takes off the cheese. Ahmer: And the sause, and the bread, then she licks the plate. March 9th: Do you honestly think the American Idol judges are real people? They are really robots programmed to say things. Randy Bot: How ya feelin' up there? Well for me it was a little pitchy in a lot of places. It was just O-K for me it wasn't your best. I mean it was ok but not da bomb. Paula Bot: I don't know. I agree with what randy said but I personally am a fan of your voice. This wasn't your best preformance but your past preformances have been really good and your fans will but you through this one. Simon Bot: *Phew* (audience boos) Well ________ (name of singer) if i'm being perfectly honest with you that put me to sleep. You can't do that in this point of the competition. that was (pause) the musical equivalent of a mexican Iguana doing the tango in a french resteraunt in sweeden durring a full moon on a saturday. Seacrest: Well at this point of the competition blah blah blah. |
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