Dirt is what covers the Earth from that huge hell fire ball that's called the Earth core. So I guess its pretty good. WOW, dirt is actually kind of like our God! Forming our planet for us! -worships dirt- You should worship dirt too...worship it dammit! doooo it! -points butter knife at you and scowls- or I'll be forced to use my extremily dangerous weapon against you! GWUAHAHAHAHA, I am dirt's accompliss now. And there's nothing you can do about it! -puts on dirt worshipper's robe- hmmmm -coughcough- a little dusty there there. Now, I must depart and preform my Royalty's wishes. -bows- Farewell Your Highness, I shall return quickly!
-Dirt: ...-
Yes yes, I was thinking that too.
-Dirt: ...-
No please!!! I'll be off right away! Just don't do that!!! -flies off-
-Dirt: ...-

-whistles-
-Dirt: ...-
Yes sir! I'll stop that at once. And I agree with you when you pointed out that we need to destroy all these houses, buildings and schools(espacially) to leave more place for our dirt-friends, the Trees. I'll contact Mister Tree at once, Your Magjesty. -bows and runs off-
-Dirt: ...good, everything is going according to plan, muahahaha...-

I'm very happy to hear that we have your full cooperation Mister...Tree was it?
-Mister Tree: ...-
-nodnod- Yes, I know exacly how you feel, well, farewell for now!
-Mister Tree: ...-

YIKES! A rebel force?!?!?! How could this have happened..? We must have a trator in our grasps!
Hand over the Sacred Stone at once.
Err..? -ponderponder- what Sacred Stone?
Foolish girl! Hand it over, or we will masacre you into pieces that the smalest micro plasmic organisme will seem to be a giant!
-squeals- You're one crazy mofo! You know that?!
Why yes, yes we do
Oh...ok then. Well, since I don't have it, I guess I'll be off, toodles!
-attacks with 1001 guns-
-dodges them all with super unatural power, strenght and agility- Thank God for this weird, sphere thing! -takes it out- Or else I would have been toast!...not that toast is bad, just I don't want to become toast. Not that being a toast isn't good, just that I'd rather be human with super natural abilities than just being plain toast. Of course, maybe if you'd add jam on that toast it wouldn't be so bad...
-in rebel force unity- THAT'S THE SACRED STONE!!! -pounces-
Ouch! Eek! Yikes! Watch it! Hey ! Don't touch me there! Isn't that illegal! Ow ! -squeezes out of the pile and leaves the stone behind- Screw this shit!
Its mine! No mine! Mine! MINE! GIIIIIMME!

-skips and hums- To think this all started with dii-rt, to think this all started with dii-rt! To think this all started with DII-II-RT! Which nobody can deny!
-forest creature, thinks: she sings bad- -covers ears-
-sings- CAUSE YOUR EVERY-WHERE TO ME! When I close my eyes, its you I see! Everything I know that makes me beleive, I'm not alooooooone, oh no no! I'm not alone!
-DAMN RIGHT! So stop singing, baka! Its like being tortured in Hell for all eternity!
-steps on the forest creature- Hey! I resent that!
Get offa me woman!
! -DRAGON SLAVE- (didn't know I could do that huh?!)
-gets blown into oblivion-
-dusts off hands- And that's the end of that story! -hums and walks along the forest path-

-claps hands- T'is me, t'is I, oh there's, a fly!
ROAR! It is I, the evil Tony the Tigger! Fear me!..err..-reads lines-..ah yes...FEAR ME! ROAR!
YIKES! -runs away swatting flies in her path-
-runs after her-

And thus finishes my adventure with dirt and kelloggs. Thank you.