Random Rambles
Keily:Hello. I'm Keily. The web mistress of this site. I'll be starred in practically every one of these Random Rambles. I write them.
Wendy:Hi. I'm Keily's friend. I'm not going after any of the guys and I'm not trying to rule anyone's life. But since I love to ramble...All you people in FF7 better get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuumble!! I also write some of the Random Rambles.
Rufus:Hello. I am Rufus Shinra. I am Keily's older brother *points acusingly at all the male characters* and if any of you guys touch my sister you will have to handle...*reaches for gun only to realize that it's been stolen...again* Dammit! Megan stole it again!! Last time I work for Jen!!
Male characters:*snicker*
Reno:Yeah...I'm Reno. A Turk...I love to drink beer and I love ladies. *winks at Keily and Wendy*
Keily+Wendy:*roll their eyes*
Elena:Hi. I'm Elena. I'm also a Turk. Most of the time you'd see me hanging around with Reno and Rude. And...I tend to get into a lot of fights with -
Reno:Quit yer yapping. No one wants to hear you flapping your trap.
Elena:*tackles Reno and starts pummeling him*
Rude:................................................................
Keily:Um...What Rude is trying to say is 'Hello. I am called Rude. I am also another member of the Turks. I don't talk very much, but I can express myself if I want to. I have to break-up Elena and Reno a lot because those two hardly ever got along.'.
Rude:*nods his head and goes to breaking up Elena and the now battered and bruised Reno*
Hojo:Hello. I am Professor Hojo of the Shinra Science Department. I am a man of science and will not be swayed by childish tales. I work in the Guest Gallery for Keily.
Scarlet:Kyaa haa haa. I am Scarlet of the Weapons of Shinra. I am not in the Rambles yet, but sooner or later, the little bra - I mean, darling little web mistress will see my star quality.
Keily:*whispers to Wendy* Yeah, right. All she could do is star for a porno film.
Heidegger:Gyaa ha ha!!
Keily+Rufus:Didn't we tell you to stop that stupid laugh?!
Heidegger:Gya....
Palmer:Tra la la....Heidegger got yelled at by both President AND vice-president!!
Reeve:At least my color is nicer than Palmer's...
Male characters:*stiffling laughs*
Cloud:Hmm? Oh! I'm Cloud Strife and I'm the proud leader of AVALANCH.
Keily:No offense Cloud...But you couldn't lead a pack of lemmings.
Tifa:Aw, leave him alone.
Cid:@#$%@$%@!!! We're running low on room you guys!! Talk fast!!
Aeris:Oh, Cid. Don't be silly. There's plenty of room.
Barret:Damn foo'.
Vincent:Aeris is right. There is still a great deal of room left. We just have to worry about the viewers...If they are actually reading this...
Keily:Vince...This is the Random Ramble Room. People come here to read stuff.
Cait Sith:Anyone want any cookies?
Everyone:Hell no!
Yuffie:Just the mention of your food Cait...urk...makes me sick..Excuse me!!*runs to the bathroom*
Sephiroth:Has anyone seen my mother?
Lucrecia:I'm right here son.
Vincent:*stares at Lucrecia* Lucrecia?! You're alive!?
Sephiroth:You're not my mother!! My mother has wings and blue hair!!*whack*
Keily:How many times have I told you that Jenova is not your mother?!
Jenova:*flies in*
Keily:Eep. Creepy no-headed thingy!!*hides behind Sephiroth*
Jenova:*just floats there*
Hojo:Fascinating...Jenova never did that before...
Keily:I don't care if it is fascinating!! Just get that thing out of here so we can get on with the rambling!!!
| Ramble Title |
Authoress(Either me or Wendy) |
Staring |
Warning content |
| Damn The French Girl |
Keily(Me) |
Me,Reno,Rufus,Cloud,Tifa,Sephiroth |
There's a lot of French so be sure to have a French-English dictionary. |
| Wendy & Her 'Roots' |
Wendy |
Wendy & Reno & a one lining appearance by me. |
There's really nothing to warn about....It's just that Reno goes insane for the second time. |
| Bodyguard...Or Not? |
Keily(Me) |
Me, Reno, Wendy, Hojo, Sephiroth |
If you like Evil Sephiroth...Do not read this. This one's a bit mushy....But still fun to read. Yet, again...Reno is totally insane in here...Kinda. |
| Wendy Finds A Guy |
Wendy |
Me, Wendy, Reno, Rufus, Sephiroth |
Nothing to be worried about. |
| The Science Of Reno |
Wendy |
Me, Wendy, Reno, Vincent, Cloud |
Expect the unexpected....No, Reno will not and will never be nude ever in a Random Ramble. |
| The Wacky String War |
Keily(Me) |
Me, Reno, Sephiroth, Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Red, XIII, Vincent, Rude, Elena, & an audience of non-sprayers and sulkers |
If you like Evil Sephiroth...Do not read this. This one's a bit mushy....But still fun to read. Yet, again...Reno is totally insane in here...Kinda. |
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