Dave England
"I call police on you, Eddie and no-name friend!"
Dimitry
"I was once on a mission, on a cruise I was wishin, that my mom was in the kitchen, eatin chicken, finger lickin."
Brandon DiCamillo
We wanna thank Phil and April for coming out...keepin the scene ALIVE!"
Deron Miller (CKY)
"You should get a glass stomach, that way you won't have to worry about pulling your head out of your ass."
Dave England
"Today's victors aren't named Victor at all...it's Ehren and Dave."
Brandon DiCamillo
He broke his tailbone...that's alright, we don't have tails anymore, what's the purpose of having one?"
Ryan Dunn
"We're gonna go down these hills in these carts and get hurt...it's ghetto carts, baby!"
Brandon DiCamillo
Dude, this is the meter place....this is the enemy!"
Danger Ehren
You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?"
Johnny Knoxville
"This isn't that homemade stuff...that love mayonaise?"
Johnny Knoxville
Do you always walk around with your dick standing up?"
Tuxedo guy
