I can't stand people who argue on forums about which Final Fantasy boss is stronger. I hate them. I have visited many forums in that past where the members are complete fucking morons, where posts matter and nothing else. Who cares how many posts you have when a number is worthless? The more posts you have the smaller your dick is. I'd rather listen to cats fuck while being anally assaulted by a herd of giraffes than argue with someone on the internet.
Who gives a fuck about politics? People always voice their opinion on the latest politic bullshit that only 55 year old impotent men should care about, instead a 15 year old is online raving about Bush's tax cuts. I hope they get that MSBLAST worm virus and it permanently shuts down their computer, although they are the ones that have 2 or 3 other computers just lying around the house, ready to be upgraded for the latest bullshit. "I wish I had a T1 connection, that way I could play Everquest while downloading Microsoft Frontpage." Die. Be glad you have anything you stupid fat ass punks.
People who sit around on the computer and have cyber sex on forums are the weakest people you meet. Their definition of kicking your ass involves them hugging you from behind. Or stomping all over your ass by fighting to the death in online checkers. Please. What are you fuckers going to do when you become so weak you can twist the lid off your Stridex? Oh that's right, you've never heard of facial cleansing. Fucking dicks.
What's the worst thing about internet asshole forum members? Some of the more hardcore types will randomly select a member of the forum and "date" her. This dating only happens from 10:00 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. during forum posting hours, but who cares. Here's an example:
PredIsCool88: LOL, I love you.
JennyCraig: OhhhhhhhHHHHhhooOHhH I love you.
PredIsCool88: *buys JennyCraig a Pepsi*
JennyCraig: *takes Pepsi, hugs* Oh I love you. you are H4RDC0R3!!1111
PredIsCool88: LOL Jen you are 2 cool 4 school!
Fuck me. Anyone can sit around and pretend to be sexy when they're really just 400 pounds overweight and haven't bathed since the Y2K bug. I hope every internet user dies, including myself. What a waste of time. Ever since the internet was invented, the world has become lazy and fat. Sales of Krispy Kreme have sky rocketed in the last 3 years, and the Internet is to blame. Internet geeks will march their zit-scarred asses to Radio Shack and pick up their LAN modems. Let them. Leave me alone. Die. Hate.
On a positive note, they will die sooner than most people, and it will most likely be cardiac related. Good.