She is a deceiving, ugly slut whose kids are so ugly that she probably shat them out after a long uninterrupted diarrhea that came from eating avacado dip....her cancer is the only high point of her career.
If I starred in a shitty movie for every time I wanted Sharon Osbourne to die, I'd be Adam Sandler. Look at the picture above and tell me that it doesn't give you stomach cramps. Hell I had to down an entire bottle of Tums just to get rid of the sour acids that started flowing when I thought about how ugly that dumb bitch is. I HATE SHARON OSBOURNE. Want to know why?
She is in the shittiest show I've ever seen. Honestly, it blows. The Sharon Osbourne Show is finally canceled. THANK GOD. It was worse than the Wayne Brady Show..which was also canceled, thank you. Now if we could just get rid of Maury, but no he'd rather give out lie detector tests and praternity tests away to a bunch of black people. Not racial feedback coming out of me, just the truth.
Her show is just awful. She'll be sitting there on her fucking couch stuffing her fat ass with Doritos, or Hersheys Kisses..or any other name brand item that she can commercialize to save her poor ass from getting canceled....efforts all in vein! Then she has her fucking dog....I cannot stress enough how much I hate her dog. It's not funny, it's not even cute...I just want to bash its head with a shovel, and smash its body with a forklift. Only Sharon Osbourne would have such a retarded mutt running around the studio, shitting on people's food and rubbing its ass on the camera. I get tired of seeing Sharon Osbourne practicing her tramp ways.
She will bring out some lame, low profile guest and some horrible, shitacular band to perform and it gets pathetic. But she still manages to give one of her guests a trip to fucking Cancun. Why not use your money to make the show entertaining? Rosie O'Donnell was almost funnier, which is sad because she's a fat lesbian too. You know, I don't recall anyone ever laughing on her show. Granted, I've only seen it a couple of times (when it's 1:00 in the afternoon and it's a weekday, you're kind of limited in TV programming) but I don't think I could ever force myself to laugh, or even grin.
I want to take a dump in Sharon Osbourne's mouth. In a few months, I'm going to grab some illegal fireworks and put them up her ass, then hopefully her annoying, old woman accent would go away and so would her life. Her whiny voice is what causes people to go suicidal. I hope Sharon Osbourne gets shot in the head while she's advertising Mentos.... It's already sad enough that she brought Wayne Brady on her show to get with him and cry and bitch about why their shows are being canceled. Why don't they just get together and combine the powers of their half brains to create something actually worthwhile. For example, suicide.