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Damn Sanford and Son can die, Fat Albert can suck my Fat Albert, Manson's breast suit can fuck Uncle Sam and his giant flag condom, prez Bush can shave it, and I can die, I hope I fall into a pit of R' Kellys DOO DOO butter and have to eat my way out, and when I get out I would have to sit and watch who wants to marry an 11 thousandare for 19 1/2 min till I want to die. Then when I escape the fake reality of fox, I will have to put up with MTV's bullshit, No music all the fucking time. Why is your name MTV. Doesn't that stand for Music TV? You fucks should call your channel S247, which stands for SHIT 24 hours 7 days a week. Oh no I am reminded the fuck show 24. I would rather have Christoper Lowell riding Richard Simmons and have them have blowjob competitions with each other to see who could bite my pubes off first. It would be less painful and more people would watch. Then when thats all said and fucked, I would have to hear about the damn jerks at E! talk about shit and how much they produce, When that fuckshit they call entertainment ! lets my nut sack go I will fall into the ass hair web that is Spiderman's ice capade. Oh no a copy of Harry potter is in the web with me trying to make the ass hair web more sticky and ass smelling with its bullshit gayboy on the front cover, is it just me or does his face look like he is getting rammed from behind? Oh no, I have just realized that this web is located in Bruce Willis' old bald ass and he is about to take a massive shit in William Shatner's mouth! Now I will have to put up with masses of William Shatner clones riverdancing in tin foil trying to arouse a hermapradite and a copy of Harry Potter. But instead he only aroused my father. I am their love child and you can see I am very fucked up. |
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