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| 7-23-03 | |||||||||||||||
| The news sucks! | |||||||||||||||
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| People are fucking stupid. They'll turn their TVs to CNN or Fox News and watch some news, although they already know what's going on. CNN has continuous coverage of Kobe Bryant's bowel movements and people are crying and fucking each other over Jessica Lynch because she's a fucking "hero". Oh by the way, Louis Armstrong was racing yesterday and he fucking flew off his bike and racked his nuts! Oh yeah, I meant to say "nut." Hardy fucking har, no one gives a fuck. | |||||||||||||||
| Jessica Lynch | |||||||||||||||
| Jessica Lynch is a retarded bitch. The bitch goes over to the Middle East and gets captured, now she is rescued and she's the fucking hero? What the fuck did she do to become a hero?? Shouldn't the people that helped her out be the fucking heroes here? That bitch; I should be famous because I took a massive shit today, I think it was a new record. But you don't see CNN reporters sticking their heads down my toilet to get a shot of the monster, because they're too busy sticking cameras up other peoples' assholes. This stupid bitch had everyone in her home town having an orgasm over her return home yesterday. Again, more hero bullshit, and let me stress that SHE ISN'T A FUCKING HERO, SHE'S JUST DOING HER JOB. A piss poor job at that, because she was fucking captured! I would have shot the bitch for being captured in the first place. Look, many people are fighting wars right now and they don't get their fame. It's not fair. Stupid dirty tramp; she's got nothing. |
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| Kobe Bryant's fucking bullshit | |||||||||||||||
| "Oh Kobe's innocent, he used protection!" I'm sick of turning on Larry King and seeing his ugly black ass on TV. That stupid old bastard Larry King will interview all these assholes that know Kobe and get their side of the story: Here's my side of the story: no one fucking cares! I don't care if Kobe Bryant fucked Conan O'Brien, Frankie Muniz and Seth Green all in the same day, as long as he's not in my life, what the fuck does he have to do with anything? This whole fucking case is irrelevant. How does this effect the rest of us? We don't care. Stupid Kobe Bryant is on every magazine on the newsstands! He's on Newsweek, Time, hell I've even seen him on the front cover of the latest Cat Fancy. I can't go anywhere without Kobe Bryant's big ass nose in my business. I don't care if he was sexually assaulting some bitch! I'd rather go fuck myself. The fucking MSN page is full of more news bullshit, and it seems like Kobe is on all of my favorite porno sites as well. I hope a really large terrorist attack happens somewhere shitty (such as New Mexico) and suddenly the CNN reporters all scramble to the scene. When they least expect it, a plane full of CNN reporters is hijacked and crashed into the scene, killing all the reporters. I come to the scene and piss on their burning corpses. That will teach you assholes. |
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| September 11 | |||||||||||||||
| Well in a couple of months it will be 2 years since the terrorist attacks happened. Debris raining down, blood and body parts flying everywhere as a plane slammed into the side and turned the scene into a burning inferno. And we're still fucking talking about this? We have to dwell on it too. On Sept. 11, 2002 (1 year later), the only thing on TV was a recap of the disaster. Do we really need a fucking recap? Planes were hijacked, people killed and other bullshit. Those stupid assholes at the memorial, reading all those fucking names of all the victims. That's over 3,000 people! Who the fuck wants to watch him reading all those goddamned names? I'm sorry that it happened and it would blow ass to lose a family member. But I didn't lose one, so I don't fucking care. On September 11, 2001 I didn't do anything. I didn't cry, I wasn't afraid, I didn't care. I was shocked, but I wasn't sad in the least. It sucked; it fucking hurt the economy, but life goes on. If your loved one was lost in the disaster, grow a pair and move on. Fuckers. |
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