2. Predator--Fucking classic. Too bad there are so many shitty movies that tried to be like Predator. They can't. Fuck them.
3. Reservoir Dogs--Pure ownage. Mr. Pink survives while everyone else dies. There, I ruined the surprise ending for you, you piece of shit.
4. Aliens--Seriously, who doesn't like this movie? Assholes, that's who. I once knew someone who liked Alien 3. Needless to say, he is dead now.
5. Goodfellas--Holy shit, did you know that I am mostly Italian? This is a Mafia movie, and I have Mafia ties. Therefore I like the movie. Fuck off.
6. The Godfather/Godfather Part II--Even the fucking old people asshole critics agree with me on this one. These two movies are as good as masturbating to the picture of the hot chick in a tub. Maybe better.
7. Scarface--True that. Bloody good, and I use "bloody" very honestly here. "Say hello to my fucking good movie you slack-jawed faggots" said Al Pacino as he shot me for making such a poor description of this movie. My apologies.
8. Se7en--I will shamelessly promote this movie until you cock wrenches see it. If you haven't seen it yet, nibble on my glans. If you have seen it, you better have loved it or else you can join the rest of the cock nibblers. Greasers.
9. Fargo--First-class funny. And I guess it's cool because this cop gets shot in the head and blood fountains into the air. Don't watch this on TV or it's not as good. You got to hear the swearing and funny dialogue from killers, cops, prostitutes, etc. Hahahahaha.
10. Dumb and Dumber--It's a shame that, nine years later, a shitty sequel straight from the bowels of Montel had to ruin this movie. Actually, Dumb and Dumberer makes this movie look like fucking Pulp Fiction.
11. Platoon--Meh, I guess I'll stick this movie in here. It sucks! Don't see it. Actually it's good. I loved it. The story inaccurately portrays the Americans kicking Vietnam's ass although we all know what happened. How stupid. I hate this movie. Goddamn it.
12. Independence Day--SHIT! I forgot to put this movie in the list. Aw, it's number 12. Fuck, consider it higher. In fact, consider it one of the best. Fuck you Roger Ebert, you impotent dipshit. No wonder Gene Siskel died.
13. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers--I feel like a nerdy dipshit for putting this on my list, but it was fucking good! Goddamn it, it may just be the best movie of the last five years. Unless you consider movies like Soldier or Spawn to be worthy competition.
14. Speed--Yes, another great movie involving bombs, fire, hardcore XXX, pussy, fisting, cocaine, mud-wrestling and tit sucking. There is a lot of this stuff in this film! Probably more than Platoon even.
15. Contact--Whoa, wait a minute. What the fuck is this shitty movie doing on here? I like it, asswad. It's better than almost every movie out there, but not as good as 14 others or so... Jodie Foster is over rated. Silence of the Lambs sucks!