Let�s talk about what happened in Reloaded, the second movie in the series. Endless fight scenes (ten Agent Smiths was okay, 100 more and I wanted to die), poor ass Star Wars dialogue consisting of shitty one-liners, Neo always escaping all the fight scenes without a scratch, and stupid philosophical dialogue stringed together by terrible plot elements that Matrix nerds will justify as being COOL. FUCK YOU ASSHOLES. I hope someone burns down your trailer and you have to live on welfare.
The Wachowski brothers can burn in hell and get shot thirty times in the face with a shotgun for what they did with the video game Enter the Matrix. Oh, you make shitty ass over rated fucking horrible gay ass Matrix so we need a video game? The sad thing is, the game had a better plot than the movies. OH YEAH, THE PLOT IN THE MOVIES DOESN�T EXIST. What the hell is The Matrix about anyway? No one knows, JUST LOOK AT THOSE SPECIAL EFFECTS! But anyway about the video game�complete garbage. Bad gameplay, poor graphics, and more bugs than anything ever created outside of Infogrames. If I wanted repetitive cut-and-paste level design I would have played Halo. Instead I popped in Enter the Matrix for good clean kickin� ass kung fu fightin�, I get this bullshit.
All you assholes going to see Revolutions: just remember this. We know how it�s going to end. Neo will die at the end of the movie to save Zion or some other stupid bullshit about him dying. And this time, there won�t be a slutty bitch to revive him. I just saved you $7. Use it to watch Kill Bill, a movie that actually goes above and beyond the sixth grade script of The Matrix.